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When you do something without love and not professionally, this is trash.
When you do something without love, but professionally, this is a craft.
When you do something not professionally, but with love - this is a hobby.
When you do something professionally and with love, it's art.
When you do something without love, but professionally, this is a craft.
When you do something not professionally, but with love - this is a hobby.
When you do something professionally and with love, it's art.
- Sarah, you and I have been married for the first day, and we are already quarreling ...
- I have been waiting for this day for two years!
- I have been waiting for this day for two years!
- I am the Tin Man!
- I'm a Cowardly Lion!
- And you, probably, the Scarecrow?
- No, I'm Dorothy.
- Kick my ass, you are so scary, Dorothy!
- I'm a Cowardly Lion!
- And you, probably, the Scarecrow?
- No, I'm Dorothy.
- Kick my ass, you are so scary, Dorothy!
If they still create artificial intelligence in our country, it will immediately dump it from here. Following the natural
The most reliable way to commit suicide is to tell the wife who came from the beauty salon that it was a waste of money. Death, of course, will not be instantaneous, but inevitable.
Wife:
- Do you want to fuck a pretty mulatto?
Husband:
- Certainly!
Wife:
- Then give me money for a plastic surgeon and a solarium!
- Do you want to fuck a pretty mulatto?
Husband:
- Certainly!
Wife:
- Then give me money for a plastic surgeon and a solarium!
They say that electricians develop a conditioned reflex in old age: do not take on two metal objects at once, even if one is a knife, the other is a fork.
Greta Thunberg is the first person in history to receive an honorary doctorate from a university for skipping school.
Remember?
2020 - hide from the coronavirus
2021 - hide from the coronovirus vaccine
2022 - to be able to hide from the vaccinated against the coronavirus
But the fight with the final boss was perceived by many as a joke.
2020 - hide from the coronavirus
2021 - hide from the coronovirus vaccine
2022 - to be able to hide from the vaccinated against the coronavirus
But the fight with the final boss was perceived by many as a joke.
It is rightly said that history repeats itself. For example, I have no money again ...
If a woman is not happy with the weather, the state of the economy, and your tie at the same time, then she wants you to hug her. Least.
- Dad, what should I do, my wife has not been talking to me for the second week?
- Take care of her, son, now there are only few of them left!
- Take care of her, son, now there are only few of them left!
The robot vacuum cleaner and the washing machine colluded and asked the smart home to change the code in the locks so that the owners could not enter and cleanliness finally came.
Devastating career.
By the way, the chief executive of Silicon Valley Bank, Joseph Gentile, was the former head of the Lehman Brothers Global Investment Bank, until its sensational collapse in 2008.
I don't understand one thing, if this person almost fucked the entire global financial system, why hire him for a position higher than a dishwasher? How is this even possible?
By the way, the chief executive of Silicon Valley Bank, Joseph Gentile, was the former head of the Lehman Brothers Global Investment Bank, until its sensational collapse in 2008.
I don't understand one thing, if this person almost fucked the entire global financial system, why hire him for a position higher than a dishwasher? How is this even possible?
- Dear, what have you been cheating on me?
- Well, off course not, I just gained experience with other women to give you even more pleasure in bed.
- Well, off course not, I just gained experience with other women to give you even more pleasure in bed.
A geography lesson at a German school in 1942.
Teacher: Hans, which city in the world has the longest streets?
Hans: In Stalingrad, Herr teacher!
Teacher: Where does this information come from?
Hans: My brother writes - their regiment has been marching along Tchaikovsky Street for seven months, but they still haven't even reached the middle!
Teacher: Hans, which city in the world has the longest streets?
Hans: In Stalingrad, Herr teacher!
Teacher: Where does this information come from?
Hans: My brother writes - their regiment has been marching along Tchaikovsky Street for seven months, but they still haven't even reached the middle!
Model Kaylyn Ward posed naked, sold pictures and donated money to put out fires in Australia.
Greta Thunberg could also pose naked and threaten corporate executives that she will show them pictures if they do not reduce emissions
Greta Thunberg could also pose naked and threaten corporate executives that she will show them pictures if they do not reduce emissions
This is how it happens when you look at Koch's wand through a microscope, and you don't suspect that it's not a wand, but a telescope through which they look at you...
Announcement:
"A wife for an hour is looking for a husband for at least 5 minutes ..."
"A wife for an hour is looking for a husband for at least 5 minutes ..."
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