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The governor has a dilemma: where to take the asphalt for roads, to ride a Porsche, which on the waybills is asphalt.
Added: Aug 11, 2017
Poroshenko made a tattoo on his belly with a map of Ukraine, and with every day of his presidency the territory of Ukraine only grows.
Added: Aug 9, 2017
Patient to the doctor:
- I feel broken and shabby like a deck of cards.
- Let me shuffle you.
- In terms of?!
- Massage ...
Added: Aug 9, 2017
People's sign: if Putin is tapped on TV with his naked torso, then soon presidential elections!
Added: Aug 9, 2017
Deal with the devil as a loan - first you receive, you give then.
Deal with God as a pension - you give your whole life, then, perhaps, you get it, but it's not certain.
Added: Aug 9, 2017
Advertising of a Florida company:
"We prefer to deal with thousands of Arab terrorists, rather than with one Jew."
Company name: "The funeral bureau Goldberg".
Added: Aug 8, 2017
Once at breakfast, the wife says to her husband:
- You spoke in a dream last night.
- I hope I did not interrupt you?
Added: Aug 7, 2017
A passenger suffering from seasickness asks the captain:
- Tell me, is there a land ahead?
- No, the horizon.
-Thank God it's better than nothing!
Added: Aug 6, 2017
- Here, bro, we congratulate you on your birthday and give this bit here.
- Yes, I did not want a bat, I have not yet chosen a gift ...
- Bro, take a bat, go outside and choose any gift for yourself!
Added: Aug 6, 2017
- Why do you hire only married men?
- Because they are accustomed to insults and do not hurry home at the end of the day.
Added: Aug 5, 2017
Are you tired of thieves in power? Do you want to drive them away and change them to other thieves? Or maybe you miss the civil war? Do you want to reduce the average salary by 3 times? Or in your life there is not enough cookies?

There is a way out - build the Maidan! (Recommended by the US Department of State)
Added: Aug 4, 2017
In Japan, the government was fucked up and resigned in full.
In Russia, the government has screwed up and raised its salary twice.
Added: Aug 4, 2017
In the beginning were the watch of the Patriarch. Then there were the watch of Peskov and the wedding on the expensive yacht. Then there was the plane and the dogs of Shuvalov, the yacht of Sechin and a billion Roldugin. Then there was Medvedev's duck. And now, there was the wedding of Khakhaleva. All this was ...
But, none of them, get nothing for what!
Added: Jul 25, 2017
Everyone has his own ideas about equality. Some believe that equality is when everyone at the same time comes to the finish line, others - when everyone starts at the same time from the starting line.
Added: Jul 22, 2017
My mother-in-law talks so much that, when she rests on the sea, she even has glands covered with sunburn.
Added: Jul 20, 2017
One girl learned to kiss on tomatoes and sucked the brain of the first guy.
Added: Jul 20, 2017
A man comes one day earlier from a business trip, and catched at home his wife's lover with some unknown woman.
Added: Jul 19, 2017
If you steal a little - you will get a long time. If you steal a lot - nothing will happen for it. And if you steal very much, most of all, you can already put others to jail!
Added: Jul 19, 2017

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