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After climbing for ten minutes, Joe reached a landing where a reasonably attractive naked woman lay there seductively. She said "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!" Joe thought for a bit and decided to continue climbing to find out what "the ladder to success" meant.
After another ten minutes, he reached another landing where a very attractive naked woman lay there seductively. She said, "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!" Joe thought for a bit, then decided to continue climbing, eager to find out what awaited him at the next landing.
After another ten minutes of climbing, he reached another landing where an extremely beautiful naked woman lay there seductively. She said, "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!" Joe continued climbing, anticipating a complete goddess at the next landing.
And, after another ten minutes, Joe finally reached the next landing, where a complete goddess, the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay there naked. She said to him, "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!" Joe was very excited and continued climbing, wondering what could possibly surpass the beauty of that woman.
After another ten minutes of climbing, Joe reached a darkened room. Suddenly, the ladder disappeared and the door slammed shut behind him. Joe looked around in a panic and saw a ripped biker dude with tattoos all up and down his arms and legs walking towards him. "Who are you??" Joe asked in a panic.
"I'm Cess," the man replied as he unzipped his pants.
After another ten minutes, he reached another landing where a very attractive naked woman lay there seductively. She said, "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!" Joe thought for a bit, then decided to continue climbing, eager to find out what awaited him at the next landing.
After another ten minutes of climbing, he reached another landing where an extremely beautiful naked woman lay there seductively. She said, "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!" Joe continued climbing, anticipating a complete goddess at the next landing.
And, after another ten minutes, Joe finally reached the next landing, where a complete goddess, the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay there naked. She said to him, "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!" Joe was very excited and continued climbing, wondering what could possibly surpass the beauty of that woman.
After another ten minutes of climbing, Joe reached a darkened room. Suddenly, the ladder disappeared and the door slammed shut behind him. Joe looked around in a panic and saw a ripped biker dude with tattoos all up and down his arms and legs walking towards him. "Who are you??" Joe asked in a panic.
"I'm Cess," the man replied as he unzipped his pants.
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and is looking for someone with great observational skill. So he asks each guy that comes in "What's the first thing you notice about me?" and everyone says "You have no ears!". Needless to say none of them gets hired.
Finally one guy says "You're wearing contacts".
Niki Lauda says "That's awesome! You're the first guy to notice! Tell me, what gave it away?"
And the guy goes "If you had ears you'd be wearing glasses"
Finally one guy says "You're wearing contacts".
Niki Lauda says "That's awesome! You're the first guy to notice! Tell me, what gave it away?"
And the guy goes "If you had ears you'd be wearing glasses"
When the pilot suddenly comes out and says, "The engine's failing and there's only 3 parachutes!" So he grabs a parachute and jumps out the door. The Pastor says, "I believe God wants me to live," so he grabs a parachute and jumps out the door. Then the Mountain hiker starts laughing his ass off and the Doctor says, "We're about to crash and there's only one parachute left, why are you laughing?!" Then the Mountain hiker says, "The Pastor didn't take a parachute, he took my backpack!"
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
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