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For all those guys like me who tell their wife to fuck off back into the kitchen, it's not the best move that's where all the knives are kept
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No, I am to big.
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Because I'm good with children.
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But i assume many of you know what high school was like, know how sexy girls or guys are, know how addicting netflix is, and probably do not find comedy in unoriginal references to unfunny quotes spoken with weird voices
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Allows any vehicle equipped with it to stop on a dime.
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Use chemicals to remove the Polish and everyone loses their minds.
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Decompose
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[deelted]
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An amputater
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The man answers: "Wow, how did you know?"

Cashier: "Because you're ugly."
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r/The_Donald
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Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
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Automobile.
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Sticky Buns! ;D
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A quack head
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None whatsoever.

Also, it could be that the guy who can't get laid is usually a teenager that later in life is still a loser with girls and as an adult turns into a misogynist anti feminist or a homosexual male.

Good one right?
Added: Jan 2, 2018
when a guy in a trench-coat walks up close to them and flashes his goods in their faces.
While the first two women had a stroke,
third one couldn't reach it.
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Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
When is the only time you smile and wink at a(Insert racism). When your about to shoot.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
some people thought it was humerus
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He resisted a rest.
Added: Jan 2, 2018

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