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What is it about half men half horses? They always have to be centaur of attention

Who here like fisting virgins? I'll be the first to put my hand up

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd? "You herd!"

It wasn't until I stuck my dick up my arse that I finally came into myself
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he was surprised the patient asked "how do i smoke it"
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Due to a big influx of Canadian tourists, NASA has built new public restrooms at Cape Canaveral just for our neighbors to the frozen north.

That allows Canadians to have their own bathroom for ICBMs.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Just as he steps in, he hears a joke between two drunks
"...and if you get assfucked by just one horse..."
Jokeexplainbot intterupts and says "receiving anal from a horse has been known to cause health issues"
The drunkards respond "your mom is having health issues from anal from me"

JokeExplainBox then says "Your Mom is a common comeback to say when there is a fault with what someone said"

The drunkards then laugh at how exploitable the bot is, that they go onto reddit to see what responce JokeExplainBot has to it in writing.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
she couldn't fit into the door.
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My name is ROI.
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Totally useless, but still fun to push down the stairs.
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Two Jews found the same penny.
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Cop - "Sir, Do you know how fast you were just going?"
Man - "I was just trying to keep up with traffic," he replied.
Cop - "There is no traffic."
And the man answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Added: Jan 2, 2018
in collaboration.

Or denial.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Who is it?
Ela.
Ela who?
Elahuakbar.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
No Juan believes that!
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If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans.
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Although my wife hates when I call her that.
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To me, to hoo.
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Cosecant.
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It gets toad away.
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Three. Two to get murdered and one to never get over it.
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He was stoned to death.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
roommates
Added: Jan 2, 2018

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