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While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The man places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks, "What if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
The man places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks, "What if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
Latest Jokes
A guy walks into a bar carrying a bucket.
Bartender ask's "what's in the bucket"?
Guy say " it's my octopus and he plays musical instruments ".
Bartender says " bullshit "
Guys says " I bet you free drinks, he will play whatever you got "
Bartender says " fine, here is a harmonica "
Octopus looks at it, intrigued, then begins to play some blues.
Bartender " Whoa shit, free drinks "
Guy comes back next week, same thing.
Bartender gives the octopus a saxophone.
Octopus again looks at it, then wow, plays some jazz.
free drinks again.
Next week
Bartender says " I got you this time "
Bartender hands the octopus Bag pipes.
Octopus looks at it, squeezes it, but it just wont make a tune.
Bartender says " Hah, told ya "
Guy says " Hold on, Hold on. Once he figures out he cant fuck it, hell play it".
Bartender ask's "what's in the bucket"?
Guy say " it's my octopus and he plays musical instruments ".
Bartender says " bullshit "
Guys says " I bet you free drinks, he will play whatever you got "
Bartender says " fine, here is a harmonica "
Octopus looks at it, intrigued, then begins to play some blues.
Bartender " Whoa shit, free drinks "
Guy comes back next week, same thing.
Bartender gives the octopus a saxophone.
Octopus again looks at it, then wow, plays some jazz.
free drinks again.
Next week
Bartender says " I got you this time "
Bartender hands the octopus Bag pipes.
Octopus looks at it, squeezes it, but it just wont make a tune.
Bartender says " Hah, told ya "
Guy says " Hold on, Hold on. Once he figures out he cant fuck it, hell play it".
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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