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It's really the thought that counts.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
When women get pregnant it's all "Oh congratulations that's wonderful" and "I'm so happy to have a life inside me, oh I felt it kick"
But when men get pregnant it's like "Jesus Christ what the no how did this happen stay away from me" and "Oh Lord it's moving help me oh god help me it doesn't work like this Jesus AH IT'S KICKING ME NOOO YOU DID THIS TO ME SHARON"
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Because it didn't see that well.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
They throw silverware down the stairs.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Misandry
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They both wiggle when you eat them.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheel chair
Added: Jan 2, 2018
A corn has ears.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
None, he fell.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
You can keep the tip
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Wiped his ass.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
He joined the que que que.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
He was charged with battery.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible
Added: Jan 2, 2018
A guy is sitting in the left field bleachers of a baseball stadium, watching the game. In the first inning, someone pretty far behind him yells, "HEY DAVE!" The guy turns around and can't find who was yelling it.

This happens again in the fourth inning, and once more in the seventh. Frustrated at this point, the guy turns around and yells, "MY NAME'S NOT DAVE!!!"
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Elephant
Added: Jan 2, 2018
He was Wookie of the Year
Added: Jan 2, 2018
A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them.
"You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."
Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes."
Added: Jan 2, 2018

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