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Me: Well, I was at church Sunday and we stood up to sing a hymn. I noticed that the lady in front of me had her dress up in her butt crack, so I reach over and pulled it out for her. She turned around and slugged me in the eye!
My friend: But, how did you get the other black eye?
Me: I realized how much I upset her, so I reached over and put her dress back in her butt crack.
My friend: But, how did you get the other black eye?
Me: I realized how much I upset her, so I reached over and put her dress back in her butt crack.
German tourist crosses Polish border. Border guards ask him:
-Name?
-Hans
-Surname?
-Schmidt
-Occupation?
-No, just traveling.
-Name?
-Hans
-Surname?
-Schmidt
-Occupation?
-No, just traveling.
"I've been a very bad girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished."
"Very well," he replied and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
"Very well," he replied and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
I'm not sick and twisted or anything, just dead! No really though, I'm curious about what is it there that will never be said at a funeral, unless with poor taste
The ambulance comes lights and sirens, "WII-U WII-U WII-U"
I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._.
I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._.
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