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He decided that the best thing to do was to take his amputated legs, cut them at the ankle, and put each part in separate boxes, and delivered them to the CDC.
The next day, the CDC discovered 2 new cases of Athlete's foot.
I'll show myself out.
The next day, the CDC discovered 2 new cases of Athlete's foot.
I'll show myself out.
...and the teacher told them they would be dismissed after they matched the quote to the president. She starts with "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." Johnny raises his hand, but Sally calls out "FDR"
"Correct!" says the teacher, and lets her leave.
She asks the next quote:
"If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong."
Johnny raises his hand again, but Sarah calls out "Abe Lincoln"
The teacher lets Sarah leave.
At this point, Johnny is getting pretty pissed off and says "I wish all these bitches would shut up."
The teacher asks "Who said that?"
Johnny yells "Bill Clinton" and runs out of the room.
"Correct!" says the teacher, and lets her leave.
She asks the next quote:
"If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong."
Johnny raises his hand again, but Sarah calls out "Abe Lincoln"
The teacher lets Sarah leave.
At this point, Johnny is getting pretty pissed off and says "I wish all these bitches would shut up."
The teacher asks "Who said that?"
Johnny yells "Bill Clinton" and runs out of the room.
when a man approaches her and asks why she intends to jump, to which she replies that she has lost the will to live. He asks "Well if you are going to jump, mind if we have sex before you do?". Disgusted the woman tells him to fuck off, so the man starts leaving. "Where are you going?" she asks, he replies "to the bottom of the bridge, hopefully you'll still be warm when I get down there."
Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place.
Just a joke!
Just a joke!
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