Jokes Collection

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What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the Million Man March?

Two million people that don't do dick.
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Latest Jokes

They start with 2 million.
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Homo-loan
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They give the best fucking head!
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A deep friar.
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Gluten Morgan
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"Why am I named 'Cloud of Love'?"

The medicine man replies, "To prevent drought, I cast a spell on the day you were born."

"How does the spell work?" Asks Cloud.

"Every time you see a squaw you have bedded, the heavens will rain on our crops. So go forth and woo the squaws. Let me know when to expect rain."

The medicine man's wife walks by.

Cloud says "Expect rain."
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and holds up his middle and pointer fingers. "Five beers please," he says.
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It's bad karma.
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Allah-bama.
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Very Hungry Caterpillar
Scary Money Counterfeiter
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Uncle Ben's...
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There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!
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Of Mice and Men
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I have eye opening experiences every day, quite literally.
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Bae-goals
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Ashton KUSHer
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It gets smaller every time I make a mistake.
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It's just not right....
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Juan by Juan.
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...I own a colored tv.
Added: Jan 2, 2018

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