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One day these two best friends Jay and Bob were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay's leg and bit his dick, since no one was around for miles Bob called a hospital and told the doctor''Quick Quick I need your help my friend got bit by a snake on his penis'' the doctor told him ''Son your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself'' Bob asked'' Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom'' The doctor says ''Sorry theres nothing we can do'' So Bob goes running to his friend and when he gets there Jay says with pain '' So what did the doctor say?'' Bob says'' Doctor said your gonna die"
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But then I think "I have enough trouble pleasing one woman, let alone some dude too."
Anna Freud, before she became a great analyst, is in Vienna, at home with her father. The two of them are discussing psychoanalysis, when Anna turns to Freud and says "There is one thing I have always been meaning to ask that I am not sure about: What is the phallus?" Freud says "Well, this is something I could try to explain to you, but perhaps it is best if you come into my office." So, the two of them go into Freud's office. He closes the door, goes to his desk, turns around and unbuttons his trousers, pulls them down and says "Here, this is the phallus." Anna replies "Oh, I see, it's like a penis, only smaller."
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