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One day these two best friends Jay and Bob were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay's leg and bit his dick, since no one was around for miles Bob called a hospital and told the doctor''Quick Quick I need your help my friend got bit by a snake on his penis'' the doctor told him ''Son your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself'' Bob asked'' Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom'' The doctor says ''Sorry theres nothing we can do'' So Bob goes running to his friend and when he gets there Jay says with pain '' So what did the doctor say?'' Bob says'' Doctor said your gonna die"

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