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Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
Latest Jokes
Bookmakers all over the world accept bets on the US presidential election. The most popular bet is whether Biden will live to see Inauguration Day.
If Trump wins the US presidential election, Biden's supporters will be given three days to plunder American cities. If Biden wins, Trump's supporters will loot American cities for three days. And if none of the presidential candidates wins, then everyone will be robbed for an unlimited time.
In the ward of the insane asylum, the head physician talks with two patients.
-Who are you?
- I'm Trump, and he's Biden. We have elections.
-How do you conduct them?
-Hear voices. And then we count.
-Who are you?
- I'm Trump, and he's Biden. We have elections.
-How do you conduct them?
-Hear voices. And then we count.
- Little Johnny, what is a temple?
- This is the place where adult mens and women promise that they will not be like this anymore.
- This is the place where adult mens and women promise that they will not be like this anymore.
Rumor has it that Joe Biden promised, if he wins the presidential election, to abolish slavery in the United States and free blacks.
If Biden wins the presidential election, the White House will become the most expensive almshouse in American history.
When meeting the New Year, 2021, there will be only one wish:
To meet at least 2022!
To meet at least 2022!
You can endlessly watch as the fire burns, water flows and James Bond saves the world once again.
I do not understand this your striptease. If I wanted to spend an evening with a woman, give her a lot of money and not give a fuck, I would stay at home with my wife.
Truth, even in disgrace, remains divine and eternal: its voice comes from the womb of the earth.
Special offer 2021. Everyone who has survived two waves of the pandemic will receive a third as a gift!
What is the difference between "Black lives matter" and "Deutschland uber alles"?
Mask recently promised to implant chips in the head, implanted in two pigs, while he pulled out a chip from one, and left in the second, added one without a chip and launched all three into the forest, well, you already know the rest of the story with houses. But the question is which one of them built the stone house?
- The USA will impose sanctions on Belarus.
- Because of Lukashenka?
- No, because of tennis player Azarenka, who dared to beat Serena Williams at the US-open.
- Because of Lukashenka?
- No, because of tennis player Azarenka, who dared to beat Serena Williams at the US-open.
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