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British scientists made a sensational discovery, it turns out that old Biden, who has gone out of his mind, is a reborn Brezhnev ...
- Gentlemen! Two years ago, our Oscar was called too white. We added blacks. A year ago, the award was called too black and white. So what are we going to do to continue to try to satisfy all the claims?
- I suggest changing the symbol. Instead of a figurine, I suggest a barrel of oil.
- Explain.
- It was simple gold, it became black gold. Black, Karl!
A barrel is a barrel, body-positive in a modern way!
Oil has no arms and legs. Disabled people too!
- Great licking, sir! But can it be cheaper? Half a barrel, say.
- And here is just a symbol of the fact that two identical halves of a barrel have the right to be together.
- Approved!
- I suggest changing the symbol. Instead of a figurine, I suggest a barrel of oil.
- Explain.
- It was simple gold, it became black gold. Black, Karl!
A barrel is a barrel, body-positive in a modern way!
Oil has no arms and legs. Disabled people too!
- Great licking, sir! But can it be cheaper? Half a barrel, say.
- And here is just a symbol of the fact that two identical halves of a barrel have the right to be together.
- Approved!
- Who are you going to vote for - for the party of crooks and republicans or for the party of democrats and thieves?
- We know that it was you who poisoned Navalny! Trust us, take our word for it! And in general, let's already discuss the fate of Nord Stream 2 ...
- Monya, do you know who is the world's oldest politician?
- Lukashenko?
- Monya, Lukashenko, at 73, was probably the first time with a girl.
- 1973? Is he still alive?
- Yeah, welcome to the US elections. Biden became Senator in January 1973.
- Yah?
- Not only yeah, well, which means that it took him at least another 10 years to become this senator, it means dude since 1960 in politics, what do you think left is in his head?
- Lukashenko?
- Monya, Lukashenko, at 73, was probably the first time with a girl.
- 1973? Is he still alive?
- Yeah, welcome to the US elections. Biden became Senator in January 1973.
- Yah?
- Not only yeah, well, which means that it took him at least another 10 years to become this senator, it means dude since 1960 in politics, what do you think left is in his head?
- Izya, how do they treat pedophiles in America?
- Mosenka, now they are not very much, except for de Blasio, but they will elect Biden for president and will be treated in full.
- Mosenka, now they are not very much, except for de Blasio, but they will elect Biden for president and will be treated in full.
- Fima, which of the parties is worse than the explosion of a nuclear reactor?
- Yes, of course, the Democrats, since the election of Clinton, they still cannot ruin the country, and De Blasio, the mayor of New York, outdid everyone, ruined the city worse than Pripyat.
- Yes, in Pripyat at least you can walk around with your phone.
- Yes, of course, the Democrats, since the election of Clinton, they still cannot ruin the country, and De Blasio, the mayor of New York, outdid everyone, ruined the city worse than Pripyat.
- Yes, in Pripyat at least you can walk around with your phone.
Which of the contenders for the presidency of the United States could die of joy if elected?
Mid 2019, two security guards stand at the entrance to the bank and do not let anyone inside whose face is covered with a mask.
Mid 2020, same bank. Two guards stand at the entrance and do not let anyone inside whose face is not covered by a mask.
Mid 2020, same bank. Two guards stand at the entrance and do not let anyone inside whose face is not covered by a mask.
In the spring of 2019, activists hold environmental demonstrations calling for the closure of meat restaurants, airlines and restricting cars.
Spring 2020, the same activists rally against quarantine, calling for restaurants, air travel and events to be opened.
Spring 2020, the same activists rally against quarantine, calling for restaurants, air travel and events to be opened.
The White House manager is asked:
- Who would you prefer as your next boss: Trump or Biden?
- What's the difference, in any case to equip the intensive care unit.
- Who would you prefer as your next boss: Trump or Biden?
- What's the difference, in any case to equip the intensive care unit.
If not for the curious fools, we would never have known which mushrooms are poisonous.
- Tsilya, is it true that men love with their eyes?
- No, Raya, this is not true, they also want with eyes.
- No, Raya, this is not true, they also want with eyes.
It's a strange thing: all over the world there are color revolutions, but in the States ... BLACK AND WHITE!
- There is no place for fear in my work. If you show fear - that's it, you're dead!
- And what's your job?
- Kindergarten teacher.
- And what's your job?
- Kindergarten teacher.
- Coach, what needs to be pumped so that all women will be crazy about me?
- Oil.
- Oil.
When Gorbachev became General Secretary - the Union collapsed
Advertised Pizza Hut - they went bankrupt
What else could he more to lead?
Advertised Pizza Hut - they went bankrupt
What else could he more to lead?
If Trump becomes president again, it will be Belarus' interference in the American elections.
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