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Around the corner stood three He, It and his It.
A summary of the political Olympus of the United States for January 1, 2021. Trump, Biden and Harris.
Added: Jan 1, 2021
- Fima, do you see how smart Biden is?
- Syoma, where did you get it?
- Here he was vaccinated from the COVID, and in fact only those who voted for him will follow him, and they are already in the cemetery, how much savings on the vaccine!
Added: Dec 22, 2020
We started to build houses from foam
- HORROR! BEFORE WHAT THE TYRANE DELIVERED THE COUNTRY !!!
- It's in Japan
- A bold progressive solution! Well done boys!
Added: Dec 20, 2020
In connection with the new president in the States, new name-calling comes into force:
You're as honest as Biden!
You're not as corrupt as Kamala Harris!
You're strait as Pete Buttigieg!
You're a detective like Jen Psaki!
Added: Dec 18, 2020
The main role in the film Tarzan will always be given to the white actor, because Disney does not have enough eggs to show a film where the black not only looks like a monkey, but also behaves the same ...
Added: Dec 15, 2020
Jen Psaki will be Joe Biden's press secretary.
Dumb and Dumber. To be continued.
Added: Dec 15, 2020
Why can a woman achieve prosperity through sex, and a man go broke?
Because a woman's penis is like a piggy bank, and a man's is like a pipe.
Added: Dec 12, 2020
- Congratulations to America! She has finally reached Democracy Bottom!
- Maybe Democracy Day?
- No
Added: Dec 12, 2020
Rumor has it that Biden's dog, named Major, after yesterday's walk, was given the nickname Lieutenant Colonel in the Russian Federation ahead of schedule
Added: Dec 7, 2020
Biden broke his leg while playing with the dog. Diagnosis: Coronavirus
Jen Psaki is again in the White House, such consequences even the covid himself did not expect from Biden.
Added: Dec 7, 2020
"Psaki", second season.
Added: Dec 7, 2020
Biden broke his leg while playing with the dog. By a secret decree the dog was awarded the title of Hero of Russia.
Added: Dec 7, 2020
Worst of all, Biden was found to have a brain fracture after falling. Old and already healed ...
Added: Dec 7, 2020
Two citizens of Odessa are talking about politics.
- Nyoma, why did Biden invite John McCain to the inauguration?
- Out of a sense of duty, Izya. After all, McCain voted for Biden.
Added: Dec 4, 2020
- Why don't women have a penis?
- And why should they, if they use ours.
Added: Dec 4, 2020
- Guys, what a misfortune. If I don't take a picture, no one will recognize me in the photo. Take a look.
- Petrovich, it's Kim Kardashian!
Added: Dec 4, 2020
Joe Biden is really an old and sick man, he did not manage to be elected president of the United States and is already running to piss in the Russian entrances.
Added: Dec 4, 2020
Workout is a battery that needs to be constantly charged.
Added: Dec 2, 2020
- Did Biden write the funeral march?
- No - Chopin, but after the inauguration will be renamed
Added: Dec 2, 2020
Biden, not yet taking over the presidency, began to pour in parts. (to the news where he got two cracks after twisting his ankle) At such a pace for the inauguration, he should go in a hearse.
Added: Nov 30, 2020

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