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Trump now sleeps until lunchtime, because whoever gets up early transfers power to Biden.
Rogozin promised to launch a heavy rocket in December, it looks like a bunch of trampolines have been brought up, and it takes at least a month to assemble.
After Biden asked how old he was destined to be president of the United States, the cuckoo was so confused that it began to croak.
Before Putin, hell was happening in the country: a dollar cost 22 rubles, gasoline - 7, a pension was at 60, and instead of churches, they built hospitals ...
I don't know how we survived then!
I don't know how we survived then!
Now for the good news! Over the past day, 23,456 citizens have begun to develop antibodies to coronavirus. In hospitals, 490 beds were vacated.
The guard in the supermarket was not given a thermometer and at the entrance he simply kissed everyone on the forehead.
It's time for everyone to remember that there are no stupid women. A person who can figure out who is sleeping with whom by likes is a superintelligence, she cannot be stupid!
According to the results of a public opinion poll, it turned out that almost 99% of respondents absolutely do not care about public opinion
- A couple of days ago, Pfizer announced 90% effectiveness of their vaccine against coronavirus.
- A day later, Putin immediately announced 92% effectiveness of the Sputnik V vaccine.
- Today Moderna announced 94% effectiveness of its vaccine.
Wangyu - the next three vaccines will each be 2% more effective than the previous one. The fourth is 99%, the fifth is 99.2%, and so on - the fight for a fraction of a percent. Yanukovych will be the penultimate to respond with a personally derived vaccine with 104% efficiency. The last one is Biden with 140% efficiency.
- A day later, Putin immediately announced 92% effectiveness of the Sputnik V vaccine.
- Today Moderna announced 94% effectiveness of its vaccine.
Wangyu - the next three vaccines will each be 2% more effective than the previous one. The fourth is 99%, the fifth is 99.2%, and so on - the fight for a fraction of a percent. Yanukovych will be the penultimate to respond with a personally derived vaccine with 104% efficiency. The last one is Biden with 140% efficiency.
- Why did the dead voted so smartly for the Democrats?
- Biden organized the Olympics between the cemeteries with the issuance of gold, silver and bronze wreaths to the winners.
- Biden organized the Olympics between the cemeteries with the issuance of gold, silver and bronze wreaths to the winners.
Armenian radio:
We were asked why the dollar was growing under Trump, and how did they choose Biden - immediately began to fall?
We answer: everything is simple. The Russians paid Trump in dollars, and the Chinese pay Biden in yuan.
We were asked why the dollar was growing under Trump, and how did they choose Biden - immediately began to fall?
We answer: everything is simple. The Russians paid Trump in dollars, and the Chinese pay Biden in yuan.
Joe Biden said that he sees the overthrow of Fidel Castro and the demolition of the Berlin Wall as his main foreign policy goal.
The new head of the White House will be accompanied by a funeral band instead of guards
Just in case
Just in case
The US Supreme Court has banned Americans from voting who past away more than 10 years ago. Biden's headquarters said they would appeal the decision.
The BLM movement demands the abolition of "Black Fridays", since after them there are no goods left in stores that could be borrowed for store riots .
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