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The Basmanny Court of Moscow has put on the international wanted list a US citizen Joseph Biden Jr. suspected of usurpation of power and electoral fraud.
It's too early to bury Trump!
After all, he can still use the last trump card: send colleagues from the GRU,
Petrov and Boshirov, inspect the spiers around Biden!
After all, he can still use the last trump card: send colleagues from the GRU,
Petrov and Boshirov, inspect the spiers around Biden!
While Google was not working, Putin, out of boredom, congratulated Biden on his election.
The Foreign Ministry, in turn, expressed concern about the instability of the search engine and regarded this failure as interference in the work of the president.
The Foreign Ministry, in turn, expressed concern about the instability of the search engine and regarded this failure as interference in the work of the president.
Since Trump will soon be leaving the White House, Putin offered him several safe houses to choose from.
Biden said that Trump is to blame for the Washington riots, but Biden's sponsor is Soros, who sponsored BLM in the spring, who robbed entrepreneurs all over the country. So sorry, who is more to blame for the riots?
The United States will never turn off the Internet for Russia and China! As long as there are "hackers" you can rob and deceive your American people with impunity.
Congratulations to America for choosing a cemetery president! Now America is officially repeating the path of the USSR! Joe Biden had good teachers in the Soviet Union!
173. Учёные Германии решили провести эксперимент. Они будут давать ста добровольцам по 1200 евро в месяц в течение трёх лет и наблюдать, как деньги на них влияют.
Biden competently approached the rewriting of history. And now people who storm government buildings and who are killed by the government are called terrorists, and those who rob shops are revolutionaries.
Kamala Harris, having mastered the story of Martin Luther King, began to correct her biography:
In her two books by Kamala Harris (2010, 2019): "My mom tells a story about how I was fussing and she was like," Baby, what do you want? What you need? "I just looked at her and said," Fweedom. "
Interview Martin Luther King (1965): "I will never forget the moment in Birmingham when a white police officer approached a little Negro girl of seven or eight who was walking to a demonstration with her mother," King told the magazine.
"What do you need?" the policeman asked her roughly, and the girl looked him straight in the eyes and replied: "Lord," he continued.
"She couldn't even say it, but she knew. This was great! Many times, when I found myself in very difficult situations, the memories of this baby came to my mind and supported me. "
In her two books by Kamala Harris (2010, 2019): "My mom tells a story about how I was fussing and she was like," Baby, what do you want? What you need? "I just looked at her and said," Fweedom. "
Interview Martin Luther King (1965): "I will never forget the moment in Birmingham when a white police officer approached a little Negro girl of seven or eight who was walking to a demonstration with her mother," King told the magazine.
"What do you need?" the policeman asked her roughly, and the girl looked him straight in the eyes and replied: "Lord," he continued.
"She couldn't even say it, but she knew. This was great! Many times, when I found myself in very difficult situations, the memories of this baby came to my mind and supported me. "
According to Akharin Khabar: Russia has already prepared congratulations for the cemetery president Joe Biden and his Super Gay Team. Meet - SARMAT! According to the publication, the statements about the tests of the "Sarmat" and the coming to power of the new administration in Washington are not a coincidence.
Joe Biden, who was elected by the cemeteries, urged not to join the ranks of his supporters.
Well, America finally got what it deserved, at the helm is an 80-year-old mummy who cannot put two words together and suffers from senile marasmus, his right hand, Kamala Harris, is a corrupt judge who helped to destroy California, creates brothels and legalizes drugs , its speaker Nancy Pelosi, an 80-year-old woman who cares for the LGBT community, spokeswoman Jennifer Psaki, who so recently drove the entire American fleet to the borders of Belarus. It remains only to take Hillary Clinton and a full set of idiots will be in power. Our congratulations!
Kamala Harris cannot keep up with her idol Joe Biden and also publishes a book for Russians called "Truths We Follow: The American Way". Well, just a complete copy of what is already happening in Russia, I would call it: "We buy and sell court, step by step guide."
Biden published a book for Russians, Keeping Promises: In Life and Politics. Direct example to follow how to choose the right president. It is immediately evident that the teachers from Soviet Union have done a good job.
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