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A marriage is like the American army in Afghanistan.
You will leave late and you will waste a lot of money and time in vain.
You will leave late and you will waste a lot of money and time in vain.
How to spend a trillion dollars on a war with a country whose entire GDP is fifty times less, moreover, to lose this war, and declare that the goal of the war has been achieved?
The last, 29th Bulletin of the Great Army, published after the complete failure of the Russian campaign and the flight of Napoleon, ended with the words "His Majesty's health is in the best condition", but he nevertheless hesitated to write that the goal of the campaign had been achieved.
The last, 29th Bulletin of the Great Army, published after the complete failure of the Russian campaign and the flight of Napoleon, ended with the words "His Majesty's health is in the best condition", but he nevertheless hesitated to write that the goal of the campaign had been achieved.
Recent events in Afghanistan show that the "triumphal march" of American democracy around the world appears to have stalled. All peoples seem to be given the right to unlimited domestic violence, reaction and regression.
- Honey, do you at least admit that you are sometimes wrong?
- I admit it, but it happens very, very rarely.
- God bless! Well, when, for example?
- For example, now.
- I admit it, but it happens very, very rarely.
- God bless! Well, when, for example?
- For example, now.
When someone walks past the grave of the YouTube creators (Chad Hurley, Steve Chen, and Jawed Karim), an advertisement starts playing.
With the withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan, Biden finally covered the traces of spending $ 88 billion over 20 years on training the state army. Well, as befits the American-trained army - surrendered the entire country in less than a week. Now the American army is training Ukrainian troops. We are waiting for the results.
Have you also noticed how the militants in Afghanistan moved from Toyota jeeps to the combat vehicles of the American army?
Turning its ass to the people of Afghanistan, the American army has once again proved its gay origins.
"The Ukrainian army is being trained by specialists who have spent $ 88 billion over twenty years on training the Afghan army."
- Vova, well, you're crying, stop reading Moscow propaganda, we have twenty years.
- Vova, well, you're crying, stop reading Moscow propaganda, we have twenty years.
- Honey, you're a vegetarian, aren't you?
- Yes.
- But you drink my blood every day and eat my brain?
- Well, what blood, what brains, look at yourself, you are my vegetable.
- Yes.
- But you drink my blood every day and eat my brain?
- Well, what blood, what brains, look at yourself, you are my vegetable.
If a man doesn't photograph you well, don't be discouraged. Perhaps this is your future husband.
It turns out interesting ...
Martin Luther King said: "... people CANNOT BE SEPARATED BY SKIN COLOR ..."
BLM says "BLACK's lives are important ....
It turns out that Martin Luther King fought for the rights of ... whites?
Martin Luther King said: "... people CANNOT BE SEPARATED BY SKIN COLOR ..."
BLM says "BLACK's lives are important ....
It turns out that Martin Luther King fought for the rights of ... whites?
- Freedom is the unquestioning execution of my commands by all individuals in a given territory !!
- Excuse me, your last name is by chance Biden?
- No, my position is imperious. Trainer on the dog playground.
- Excuse me, your last name is by chance Biden?
- No, my position is imperious. Trainer on the dog playground.
Biden's Morning:
I woke up, took a pill, combed my hair in front of a mirror, on which it was written in lipstick:
"Your name is Joseph Biden. You are the President of the United States. The United States is a country, a woman named Kamala will talk about it later. Your job is to read from a teleprompter and kneel."
Your beloved wife Jill ...
I woke up, took a pill, combed my hair in front of a mirror, on which it was written in lipstick:
"Your name is Joseph Biden. You are the President of the United States. The United States is a country, a woman named Kamala will talk about it later. Your job is to read from a teleprompter and kneel."
Your beloved wife Jill ...
Before meeting with Putin, Biden spoke of him as an intelligent and strong politician and explained that he called him a killer in a good sense of the word.
Blinkin to Biden after talks with Putin:
- Well, Joe, you cut it off very cool, of course!
- Yes, but what is it?
- Well, you tell him about Ukraine, he told you about Bandera and the DPR, you told him about Navalny, he told you about BLM and the storming of the Capitol, you told him about Nord Stream, and he told you about liquefied gas. We really think - that's it, the end. And then you say: "Did Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev give me nothing?"
... This is where Putin swam.
- Well, Joe, you cut it off very cool, of course!
- Yes, but what is it?
- Well, you tell him about Ukraine, he told you about Bandera and the DPR, you told him about Navalny, he told you about BLM and the storming of the Capitol, you told him about Nord Stream, and he told you about liquefied gas. We really think - that's it, the end. And then you say: "Did Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev give me nothing?"
... This is where Putin swam.
The Americans breathed a sigh of relief after the meeting between Biden and Putin. They were afraid that as a result of negotiations, Biden would return Alaska to Russia.
-Trump wished Biden not to fall asleep at the meeting with Putin.
- And he won't fall asleep. They will bring him already sleepy.
- And he won't fall asleep. They will bring him already sleepy.
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