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Featured Joke
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Latest Jokes
Americans watched films about "zombies" for so long that they chose one of them for their presidency.
Armenian radio is asked: - What is the difference between the American and Russian generals?
Armenian radio thought and replied: -124 retired US generals doubt the mental and physical health of US President Joe Biden, while Russians do not.
Armenian radio thought and replied: -124 retired US generals doubt the mental and physical health of US President Joe Biden, while Russians do not.
- The West is worn with democracy, as with a written sack.
- And don't tell me, especially since the bag has long been a Chinese fake.
- And don't tell me, especially since the bag has long been a Chinese fake.
US President Joe Biden announced that 200 million people have already been vaccinated in America, of which 120 million by mail.
Standing in line at the American Embassy. Before me, my grandmother asks for one (!!!) visa. He speaks:
- Soon they will stop issuing altogether. I want to look at democracy before I die.
And she began to cry. And I cried. And the consul.
- Soon they will stop issuing altogether. I want to look at democracy before I die.
And she began to cry. And I cried. And the consul.
Biden said that "the United States leads the whole world." Where can a gay marriage-legal country lead? In the ass!
- Personally, I am against Lenin being removed from the mausoleum. Let at least something remind the inhabitants of the Kremlin that Vladimirs are not immortal.
- What is the maximum discount you can offer me?
- 100%. You don't pay anything, we don't do anything.
- 100%. You don't pay anything, we don't do anything.
Films about old black lesbian women in wheelchairs will now compete for the Oscar.
Judging by the performances, Biden constantly confuses his pills with his son's pills.
Blacks who once fought against racial segregation are now fighting FOR racial segregation. All this is strange.
Biden called Putin a killer.
In response, Putin called Biden a senile fagot.
"No, why is it senile?" - outraged in the administration of the White House.
In response, Putin called Biden a senile fagot.
"No, why is it senile?" - outraged in the administration of the White House.
From Mr. Biden's Health Bulletin: Remembered on his own who the President of the United States is.
The wind that blew Biden off the plane's ramp turned out to be a draft of the Kremlin.
Getting Biden on a plane is like a good movie. Keeps in suspense until the very end of the ladder.
As a result of an investigation into the causes of Biden's fall on the stairs of the plane, Russian hackers were found guilty, who remotely interfered in the operation of the ladder.
To prevent Biden from being blown off the plane again by the wind, the sand that falls from him will be immediately poured into his pockets.
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