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Featured Joke
What did one
ghost say to another?
I'm
sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
ghost say to another?
I'm
sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
Latest Jokes
- I have my mistresses exclusively from behind.
- Why so?
- I don't want my wife to ask where the scratches on my back come from.
- Why so?
- I don't want my wife to ask where the scratches on my back come from.
I got so much free time on the weekend that I can't kill. So I have to hire a hitman for it.
US may send troops to withdraw troops from Afghanistan. In order to then withdraw the troops brought in for the withdrawal of troops, it will be necessary to bring in more troops.
What is Equality for Women? I cannot imagine that my wife would give me equal rights with her.
My girlfriend is against me going with you, so excuse me, guys, I won't be ... in any photo.
Based on the results of the military parade in honor of the Independence Day of Ukraine, the EU and US leaders decided to hold an international gay pride parade and carnival in Kiev on this day.
The clever one got involved in a dispute with a fool - there were become one more fool.
A man, in whose life one black stripe is replaced by another black stripe, can not stand it and, raising his face up, shouts: "Lord, why do I need all this?" A voice from above: "Don't mention. It's a gift."
If Karl Marx lived in our time, he would have created yet another theory - about the class struggle of vaccinators and anti-vaccinators, the most cruel of all existing conflicts!
In the student auditorium, the rector:
- What types of condoms do you know?
Voice from the audience:
- Facebook Moderators
- What types of condoms do you know?
Voice from the audience:
- Facebook Moderators
A trillion dollars in Afghanistan could not disappear without a trace. Somewhere there is an apartment and a US colonel who collected all this money.
Why can't the Americans repeat the flight to the moon?
There are two main reasons.
1) You can only repeat what you have already done.
2) It is much more difficult to deceive the whole world today.
There are two main reasons.
1) You can only repeat what you have already done.
2) It is much more difficult to deceive the whole world today.
In Moscow, they have erected or will erect a monument ... to a lump of clay ... who has been in the hands of an "artist". We need a certified art critic to distinguish THIS from a lump of another substance ... which has also been in the body of the "artist" ...
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