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Stirlitz's heart ached. He saw that Biden did not know how to walk on the stairs at all.
Nothing, - he reassured himself, - a stone's throw to the door, it will reach.
Nothing, - he reassured himself, - a stone's throw to the door, it will reach.
White House spokeswoman Jane Psaki said that the US president has no time to talk to anyone, because he is busy meeting with Alzheimer.
To the question "Doesn't Biden regret what he said?" Jen Psaki replied that the new US president will no longer hold back: he will speak out publicly, poke his nose and fart as he sees fit.
When Trump left, I thought the world was going to get boring now. And then Biden was frequenting the arena.
In 2008-2016. American cheese producers tried to organize the production of black President cheese. In 2017-2020 they didn't know what the cheese was supposed to be. But now they are happy - moldy cheese has become relevant again
Biden is not the choice of the American people.
This is the choice of American postmen.
This is the choice of American postmen.
It seems that the only person in the United States who does not know that the official president of this country is Joe Biden is Joe Biden.
Some years ago my wife told me that she was going to leave me if I didn't stop eating so much bacon. I often wonder how she's doing nowadays.
Jen Psaki:
- It is difficult for us to understand the indignation in Russia. In America, all the current elite are the descendants of bandits, murderers, thieves, mafiosi. And the word killer is an expression of admiration.
- It is difficult for us to understand the indignation in Russia. In America, all the current elite are the descendants of bandits, murderers, thieves, mafiosi. And the word killer is an expression of admiration.
- Putin is a killer.
- Who did he kill?
- He killed the intrigue in the presidential elections in Russia.
- Who did he kill?
- He killed the intrigue in the presidential elections in Russia.
After the incident with the fall of the US President on the plane, it becomes clear why Biden does not want to meet with Putin - he is afraid that Putin will break his arm during the handshake.
Biden and Putin are playing a believe-don't-believe game.
Putin:
- Do you believe that there are Russian submarines between Cuba and the United States?
- No I do not believe.
- And they are there. One zero in my favor.
Biden:
- Do you believe that there are American submarines between Cuba and the United States?
- I believe.
- And they are not there. One, one, a draw.
Putin:
- Of course, it's a draw, but I'm winning ...
Putin:
- Do you believe that there are Russian submarines between Cuba and the United States?
- No I do not believe.
- And they are there. One zero in my favor.
Biden:
- Do you believe that there are American submarines between Cuba and the United States?
- I believe.
- And they are not there. One, one, a draw.
Putin:
- Of course, it's a draw, but I'm winning ...
The transformation of democracy: first they put on masks, then muzzles, and then they are not far from collars.
By removing border guards from the southern borders, and starting to destroy the wall on the border with Mexico, Biden finally showed that he was fed not only by the Chinese communists, but also by the Mexican drug cartels.
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