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The United States has decided to place Afghan refugees at Guantanamo Bay, and Afghan refugees will be provided with food and shelter.
"It was an incredible night" - when you are over forty, means "I slept soundly for eight hours in a comfortable position and after waking up, nothing hurts."
- Dad, I have love with Svetka in the kindergarten !!!
- Why do you think so???
- She takes my toys, but doesn't give me hers ...
- Well, this, sonny, you already have almost a family !!!
- Why do you think so???
- She takes my toys, but doesn't give me hers ...
- Well, this, sonny, you already have almost a family !!!
At a psychologist's appointment:
- Sex or alcohol?
- Doctor, you would also ask: "Whom do you love more, dad or mom?"
- Sex or alcohol?
- Doctor, you would also ask: "Whom do you love more, dad or mom?"
Taliban fighters * flew the American Black Hawk attack helicopter to patrol Kandahar, writes The Independent.
The publication reminds that one of the largest fleets of such helicopters in the world fell into the hands of the Taliban *.
Terrorists say hello to American taxpayers.
* Terrorist organization banned in the Russian Federation.
The publication reminds that one of the largest fleets of such helicopters in the world fell into the hands of the Taliban *.
Terrorists say hello to American taxpayers.
* Terrorist organization banned in the Russian Federation.
If it were not for the cataclysms and triggers in the Mesozoic, there could be 100 billion of us. And the gills could keep the tail as well.
after learning how much the armament of Afghan drug dealers cost the American taxpayers, Pablo Escobar turned over in his coffin ...
Press service of the President of Ukraine: during his visit to Washington, the President of Ukraine was invited to a dinner with the President of the United States, where he touched upon a number of topics of current politics.
Press Office of the US President: A guest Ukrainian comedian made a speech at the US President's dinner yesterday. The show was successful: our president hadn't laughed like that for a long time!
Press Office of the US President: A guest Ukrainian comedian made a speech at the US President's dinner yesterday. The show was successful: our president hadn't laughed like that for a long time!
I wonder how Johnson and Johnson agreed on which of them will be the first in the name of the company.
Ukraine's enemies claim Zelenskiy is flying to the US as a flutist, not a pianist
I would like to clarify - do transgender people who identify themselves as women also endure the brains of their men during menstruation?
Mother-in-law came to visit. A dejected son-in-law says to his son:
- Abrasha, son, do you remember I promised you a drum last year, and a trombone the year before? So, tomorrow we will buy both! ..
- Abrasha, son, do you remember I promised you a drum last year, and a trombone the year before? So, tomorrow we will buy both! ..
I always, being a little mysterious, keep people near me in suspense and therefore I ask for 4 vomit bags on the plane at once.
Ukrainian public figures wrote a letter to Biden asking him to stop Nord Stream 2. Weirdos, for them better to write to the Lottery!
Biden's meeting with Zelensky has been postponed for the second time. Every time Vladimir Alexandrovich has urgent matters, and old Joe, sighing, has to reshape his schedule.
This is, after all, outrageous! Let the United States have 28 trillion national debt and a 78-year-old president, but this is not a reason to treat them so rudely.
Putin treated Biden in a completely different way. He told him when to come to Switzerland, met him on the agreed day without any postponements, discussed everything and let go of old Joe, without even making him struggle with sleep at a joint press conference. And here is such a disrespectful attitude.
This is, after all, outrageous! Let the United States have 28 trillion national debt and a 78-year-old president, but this is not a reason to treat them so rudely.
Putin treated Biden in a completely different way. He told him when to come to Switzerland, met him on the agreed day without any postponements, discussed everything and let go of old Joe, without even making him struggle with sleep at a joint press conference. And here is such a disrespectful attitude.
Male home striptease is like domestic violence. You just go through it once, and then you continue to live with this person and hope that it will never happen again.
The Pentagon announced the elimination of the leaders of the terrorists in Afghanistan.
Only the leaders of the terrorists in Washington remained.
Only the leaders of the terrorists in Washington remained.
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