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In the United States, the election results were announced a month later. In Russia every other day. In Germany, two days before the elections.
"I ended the era of war!" - said US President Joe Biden and pressed the button to launch nuclear missiles.
An inverted world created by the efforts of "democratic" countries.
Self-proclaimed Kosovo has banned the entry of cars with Serbian numbers.
Self-proclaimed Kosovo has banned the entry of cars with Serbian numbers.
Psychologist's advice: The red button in the nuclear briefcase should be replaced with a green one. This color calms the psyche in stressful situations and helps to make a positive decision.
The US Congress unanimously voted to rename the capital, Washington, Biden-Biden.
Since no cases of participation of dead people in voting were recorded in the elections in Russia, the United States considers this an infringement of the rights of the dead and is inclined to consider the election results as illegitimate.
- I wonder why the allies bombed Hiroshima, Holmes?
- Elementary Watson. They knew Japan would not be able to answer.
- And Nagasaki?
- Don't be silly, Watson. It was necessary to write off the money.
- Elementary Watson. They knew Japan would not be able to answer.
- And Nagasaki?
- Don't be silly, Watson. It was necessary to write off the money.
The world may face a meat shortage due to covid-19.
McDonald's lovers shouldn't worry about this.
McDonald's lovers shouldn't worry about this.
In the notebook to the conspiracy theorist.
It is unclear if there is a terrible Covid in Afghanistan?
So many reports are coming from there now, but not a word about Covid.
They show the Taliban - all without masks. I don't think they are getting vaccinated either. Meanwhile, the village townspeople somehow won without masks and self-isolators. Logically, Covid was supposed to rage in Kabul - tens of thousands of people from the countries of the First World, where Covid is raging, also lived there. But I see from the reports that the infidels at the airport without masks restrain the Middle Ages, trying to get on the steel birds.
It is unclear if there is a terrible Covid in Afghanistan?
So many reports are coming from there now, but not a word about Covid.
They show the Taliban - all without masks. I don't think they are getting vaccinated either. Meanwhile, the village townspeople somehow won without masks and self-isolators. Logically, Covid was supposed to rage in Kabul - tens of thousands of people from the countries of the First World, where Covid is raging, also lived there. But I see from the reports that the infidels at the airport without masks restrain the Middle Ages, trying to get on the steel birds.
Negro called you bitch - this is freedom of speech.
You called the Negro bitch - this is racism.
The American called the Russian fagot - this is freedom of speech.
The Russian called the American a fagot - this is aggression.
You shit on your head - this is tolerance.
Asking to stop is intolerance.
Jews joke about Russians - this is humor.
Russians joke about Jews - this is anti-Semitism.
A woman beats a man - this is gender equality.
A man beats a woman - this is violence.
World has gone mad.
You called the Negro bitch - this is racism.
The American called the Russian fagot - this is freedom of speech.
The Russian called the American a fagot - this is aggression.
You shit on your head - this is tolerance.
Asking to stop is intolerance.
Jews joke about Russians - this is humor.
Russians joke about Jews - this is anti-Semitism.
A woman beats a man - this is gender equality.
A man beats a woman - this is violence.
World has gone mad.
"Democracy is the best way to achieve peace and prosperity," Biden said in a speech in the United States.
It is a pity that he did not make such a statement to the people in Afghanistan. Or in Libya. Or at least in Syria. Desirable without protection.
It is a pity that he did not make such a statement to the people in Afghanistan. Or in Libya. Or at least in Syria. Desirable without protection.
Joe Biden's ancestors included slave owners.
Writes about this Politico with reference to the book "Biden" by Ben Schreckinger.
What a strong smell of impeachment came from this news. Impeachment, apology and kneeling.
Writes about this Politico with reference to the book "Biden" by Ben Schreckinger.
What a strong smell of impeachment came from this news. Impeachment, apology and kneeling.
In Ukraine, everything is already so good that the government of clowns is thinking how to launder more money to rename the country or switch to the Latin alphabet.
The American government prohibits sending sums of more than 5000 dollars abroad to ordinary people, so as not to sponsor terrorism, but spend trillions on its formation. Welcome to democracy.
- Little Johnny! What is the name of the main character "12 chairs" and "Golden Calf"?
- Ostap ... Biden!
- Ostap ... Biden!
Today I asked my husband if he did anything stupid in his life. He looked at me attentively and ... remained silent ...
2024 election of the President of Russia. Dominion cars were purchased for counting votes.
The winner of the vote was ... Biden.
The winner of the vote was ... Biden.
- You heard that Izya decided to convert to Islam.
- And he still needs it for sho?
- He said that with age it became difficult for him to accept his wife without a veil.
- And he still needs it for sho?
- He said that with age it became difficult for him to accept his wife without a veil.
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