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A fine line of psychology:
Guys adore girls "with character", but at the same time, they hate bitches.
Conclusion: guys, like girls, do not themselves know who they want.
Added: Oct 7, 2021
In the old, old days, people were much more relaxed about death. Indeed, what is life without a smartphone, Coca-Cola, popcorn?
Added: Oct 7, 2021
- What if you have great sex with a person, but there is nothing to talk about?
- Talk to her about sex.
Added: Oct 7, 2021
Announcement:
Renting a room to a guy under 30 years old.
Cute.
Unmarried.
Added: Oct 6, 2021
Finally, Trump did something normal during his absence by putting down FaceBook, WhatsApp and Instagram
Added: Oct 5, 2021
- Are you not upset by the fact that all your acquaintances have been married for a long time?
- It upsets. But I don't know how to help them.
Added: Oct 5, 2021
Stop sitting! It's time to act! Now!
Get up from the couch.
Shoot, I forgot why.
Added: Oct 5, 2021
A new position has appeared in the White House - "animator". His task is to poke the president with a stick when he falls asleep to make sure that he is still alive.
Added: Oct 5, 2021
A. Chekhov's play "Three Sisters" is being performed in the American theater.
This is not surprising, but the fact that the sisters are played there by an Asian, white and black actresses.
Added: Oct 5, 2021
I watched the first Matrix six times in order to understand the essence of the film and what is happening there, and when I understood, I got amazed, it was so cool at that time.
In short, the bottom line is that you shouldn't take pills from unfamiliar African Americans.
Added: Oct 5, 2021
- Ivanov, what month has 28 days?
- Any month has 28 days, Maria Ivanovna.
Added: Oct 5, 2021
- Excuse me, why such a long queue?
- For the meaning of life.
- So he is not there?
- That's why it's long.
Added: Oct 4, 2021
Russian hackers were accused of non-interference in the German elections.
Added: Oct 4, 2021
Biden's elections were drawn, they fled from Afghanistan donating 85 billion in weapons and spending 2.2 trillion, companies closed more than 100 people, all refugees were launched into the country, it's time to print a couple of trillion dollars to save from default, the United States decided.
Added: Oct 4, 2021
With one movement, any surgeon can turn your kidney stone into a tombstone.
Added: Oct 4, 2021
Love is not gum ...
It's much more sticky ...
Added: Oct 4, 2021
A quarter of the population had already been vaccinated, and the tests went on and on ...
Added: Oct 3, 2021
A man, solving a crossword puzzle of life, naively thinks that "an organ for intercourse of 5 letters" is a "penis", while a woman smiles at him slyly. She knows that it is actually a "brain".
Added: Oct 1, 2021
An American always has a weapon with him.
The garbage is going to be thrown out - with a pistol.
He goes for bread - with a shotgun.
Goes to Afghan - again with weapons. And not like ours - with factories, schools and hydroelectric power stations ...
Added: Oct 1, 2021
- What is common between Ukraine and Afghanistan?
- Both countries are colonies of the United States.
- What is the difference between Ukraine and Afghanistan?
- Afghanistan was able to drive the Yankees from its territory, but Ukraine was not.
Added: Sep 26, 2021

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