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Life before 30: nothing is clear, but very interesting.
Life after 30: nothing interesting, but everything is very clear.
Life after 30: nothing interesting, but everything is very clear.
Microsoft operating systems fail in one.
XP (success) - Vista (failure) - Win7 (success) - Win8 (failure) - Win10 (success).
Installed Win11 and respected Microsoft for its stability ...
XP (success) - Vista (failure) - Win7 (success) - Win8 (failure) - Win10 (success).
Installed Win11 and respected Microsoft for its stability ...
- Who do you think will win - master of sports in chess or master of sports in boxing?
- Of course a master of sports in chess.
- Why is that?
- While the boxer strikes, the chess player will go over in his head a million different combinations of escape from him.
- Of course a master of sports in chess.
- Why is that?
- While the boxer strikes, the chess player will go over in his head a million different combinations of escape from him.
- Abram, did you order me a bra?
- Sophie, I've already tried it on, we'll take it!
- Sophie, I've already tried it on, we'll take it!
Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, Your duck is dead. The woman says, Are you sure? Yes, says Vet. How can you be sure you've done no tests. Vet brings in a Labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet says, Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead. Vet hands woman a bill. She cries,820 pounds to tell me my duck is dead! Vet says, If you had taken my word for it the bill would be 20 but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra.
An Irishman caught a leprechaun. Leprechaun tells him:
- Let me go, and I will fulfill your three wishes.
- I'll have a bottle of whiskey! - ordered the Irishman.
Bam, he's holding a heavy bottle of expensive whiskey.
- This bottle is magic, says the leprechaun. - No matter how much you drink, whiskey will never run out. What is your second and third wish?
- Two more such bottles!
- Let me go, and I will fulfill your three wishes.
- I'll have a bottle of whiskey! - ordered the Irishman.
Bam, he's holding a heavy bottle of expensive whiskey.
- This bottle is magic, says the leprechaun. - No matter how much you drink, whiskey will never run out. What is your second and third wish?
- Two more such bottles!
- What is the correct way to say "collective" immunity or "herd" immunity?
- Well ... "collective" is when more than 80 percent of the population has taken vaccination, and "herd" is when more than 80 percent have been seek ...
- Well ... "collective" is when more than 80 percent of the population has taken vaccination, and "herd" is when more than 80 percent have been seek ...
And although paradise is quite a decent place, people are in no hurry to be there ...
It is very strange that the Nobel Prize in medicine was taught not by the developers of vaccines against the coronavirus, but by completely different people.
In the castle of the old English lord:
- Tell me, who are all these people in the pictures?
- These are my ancestors.
- But here I see David Beckham, Robbie Williams, Prince George?
- These are my descendants.
- Tell me, who are all these people in the pictures?
- These are my ancestors.
- But here I see David Beckham, Robbie Williams, Prince George?
- These are my descendants.
A US nuclear submarine collides with an unknown object in the Indo-Pacific region. The American sailors put them in their pants, imposed sanctions on the "unknown object".
Cuba has three main achievements - education, health care and a sense of national dignity.
And the three main failures are breakfast, lunch and dinner.
And the three main failures are breakfast, lunch and dinner.
- Lord, why are there only morons and freaks around me?
- The entire universe you perceive is just your reflection ...
- The entire universe you perceive is just your reflection ...
Nowadays, it is becoming more and more fashionable to be in the minority: either in the sexual, or in the anti-vaccine ...
A young employee comes to Mark Zuckerberg and after the report asks him:
- Mark, is it true that you spy on the whole world through your network and know everything about everyone?
- Who told you that?
- My father.
- He's not your father.
- Mark, is it true that you spy on the whole world through your network and know everything about everyone?
- Who told you that?
- My father.
- He's not your father.
The sites Facebook, Instagram, Votsap fell. For 1 day, the world has become better, cleaner, kinder.
- Excuse me, why do the fat ones need a place to give way, I don't understand something?
- Lower the center of mass to prevent the bus from overturning at a bend.
- Lower the center of mass to prevent the bus from overturning at a bend.
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