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A man was about to give an awareness speech on STD's (sexually transmitted diseases) when he realized that there were some kids in the audience so he had to speak metaphorically.
He started by saying, "everyone should only drink from their wells"... and continued until the end of the speech when an old man asked the question, "what if I don'have a well?". Before the speaker could answer, the old man's grandson said, "you can drink from your own tap grandpa".
He started by saying, "everyone should only drink from their wells"... and continued until the end of the speech when an old man asked the question, "what if I don'have a well?". Before the speaker could answer, the old man's grandson said, "you can drink from your own tap grandpa".
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You say that nobody is chipped when vaccinated? Yes, but then how do you explain the shortage of microchips around the world !?
- Dear, today I dreamed that I ordered a call boy for $ 1000. So handsome, tanned, muscular. As soon as he undressed, you came. It evaporated immediately.
- Wow, didn't even return the money?
- Wow, didn't even return the money?
It's hard to be an introvert with a heightened libido. I want sex, but it's not very good to get to know each other and communicate.
The waiting time for a taxi is:
When I'm in no hurry: The car is served in a minute.
When I'm late: - Your KIA K5 is still at the factory in Korea.
When I'm in no hurry: The car is served in a minute.
When I'm late: - Your KIA K5 is still at the factory in Korea.
A polite person will never say "hysterical".
He will say: "A woman with a rich and intense emotional palette."
He will say: "A woman with a rich and intense emotional palette."
I read articles about military robots at night. I dreamed that a summons came from the recruiting office to my robot vacuum cleaner.
- Hello, dear, the brakes failed!
- Are you driving, or at a sale, or with a man, or met my mistress, or while drinking?
- Are you driving, or at a sale, or with a man, or met my mistress, or while drinking?
A woman loves with her ears, and a man with his eyes.
In both cases, a complete lack of brain function.
In both cases, a complete lack of brain function.
In the life of every man there comes a moment when you understand - you need to get married. And then another comes, when you understand - it was not necessary ...
From the women's forum:
- Who did the augmentation of the buttocks with hyaluronic acid? Share your experience.
- I made custard eclairs ...
- Who did the augmentation of the buttocks with hyaluronic acid? Share your experience.
- I made custard eclairs ...
- Man, why are you looking at me like that, do you have far-reaching plans for me?
- Only for the evening, maximum until morning ...
- Only for the evening, maximum until morning ...
- Sexually transmitted everything, even insanity.
- Everything except money. Sexually money only disappears.
- Everything except money. Sexually money only disappears.
The Americans offered Europe to buy gas from them, not from Russia.
Europe agreed and asked the Americans for gas.
The Americans said that they had already sold the gas to the Chinese, who paid more.
Europe was left without gas.
Conclusion: Russia is to blame for everything.
Europe agreed and asked the Americans for gas.
The Americans said that they had already sold the gas to the Chinese, who paid more.
Europe was left without gas.
Conclusion: Russia is to blame for everything.
- Okay, wife, don't start. You are completely right!
- Oh, am I right? Why did you agree so quickly, you have a mistress?
- Oh, am I right? Why did you agree so quickly, you have a mistress?
- Is it true that if you get married on Friday, you will be unhappy all your life?
- Truth. Why should Friday be an exception?
- Truth. Why should Friday be an exception?
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