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Why aren't skeletons afraid of anything? They have nothing to lose but their bones.
Why don't vampires like skeletons? With hunger, you bite this by the neck, then you won't collect your teeth.
On Halloween, children dress up as evil spirits and beg for sweets, in the girl's world this is the only day of the year when you can be a whore without losing your status.
Is the comment on the girl's photo on Halloween "You're the scariest" considered as a compliment?
People who convinced Germany 10 years ago to abandon nuclear energy in favor of green energy will be presented with high state awards of the Russian Federation
A woman is a vampire, and she drinks so much blood that the surplus is poured out of her every month.
- Any suggestions how to celebrate Halloween more terrible ?!
- Well ... You can pick up scary girls ...
- Well ... You can pick up scary girls ...
Two black cats are sitting on the roof on Halloween. One says:
- Today is such a boredom!
- Then lets go out into the street and begin to cross the road to passers-by, - another answers.
- Today is such a boredom!
- Then lets go out into the street and begin to cross the road to passers-by, - another answers.
For a Halloween masquerade, a girl in a store chooses a costume.
- How much does a mermaid costume cost?
- 7 hundred.
- Expensive! And this one bat costume?
- 5 hundred.
- Also expensive, but what about this costume of witch?
- Girl, this is a mirror ...
- How much does a mermaid costume cost?
- 7 hundred.
- Expensive! And this one bat costume?
- 5 hundred.
- Also expensive, but what about this costume of witch?
- Girl, this is a mirror ...
- Who are you?
- Kind fairy!
- Why with an ax ?!
- The mood is not very good ...
- Kind fairy!
- Why with an ax ?!
- The mood is not very good ...
Two vampires meet on Halloween:
- Listen, but today is a holiday, it should be celebrated!
- Ok, let's go to the bar, we'll catch alcoholics!
- Listen, but today is a holiday, it should be celebrated!
- Ok, let's go to the bar, we'll catch alcoholics!
Because of pandemic, men are allowed to invite women not to the cinema, theatre or restaurant, but immediately to his home.
Only a woman can put a question in such a way that no matter how you answer, the man is a fool. Simple example:
- Tell me, if you were married to another, would you cheat on her with me?
- Tell me, if you were married to another, would you cheat on her with me?
- Hey! Are you out of the Psychiatric hospital?
- Yes, but at what cost! I had to abdicate the throne!
- Yes, but at what cost! I had to abdicate the throne!
Every day, billions of bacteria under the toilet bowl are killed by the Comet. It is not clear why Greta Thunberg is silent.
Paris is experiencing a housing crisis. One evening a passer-by sees that a man is drowning in the Seine, crying for help.
- Where do you live? he shouted to the drowning man.
- At 25 Temple Street. Save me!
- What is your name?
- Pierre Dupont. I beg you, get me out!
A passer-by goes to the indicated address and addresses the owner of the house:
- I came to rent an apartment for M. Dupont, who had just drowned in the Seine.
- You late. The apartment was rented by Monsieur Dubo.
- And who is Monsieur Dubos?
- This is the one who pushed Monsieur Dupont into the Seine.
- Where do you live? he shouted to the drowning man.
- At 25 Temple Street. Save me!
- What is your name?
- Pierre Dupont. I beg you, get me out!
A passer-by goes to the indicated address and addresses the owner of the house:
- I came to rent an apartment for M. Dupont, who had just drowned in the Seine.
- You late. The apartment was rented by Monsieur Dubo.
- And who is Monsieur Dubos?
- This is the one who pushed Monsieur Dupont into the Seine.
As the saying goes, you can't earn all the money.
Naturally, where did you see that somebody earn Big money?
Naturally, where did you see that somebody earn Big money?
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