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French children will dress up as anti-terrorists for Halloween this year. Accessories: radio and metal detector.
French public transport on Halloween: 'Every passenger gets a bonus! Free search from the Ministry of Internal Affairs!
Iran is clearly the aggressor! They even decided to direct their sandstorms towards US military bases!
There is a new prime minister in Slovakia with an anti-Ukrainian position. First decision? Replace keys on computer keyboards: now instead of 'Ukraine', autocorrect offers 'That country'.
The new Prime Minister of Slovakia with an anti-Ukrainian position. Already proposed a new national game - 'Not borscht'.
Have you heard that a new prime minister with an anti-Ukrainian position was appointed in Slovakia? Yes, from now on borscht will only be served cold in cafes in Slovakia!
- What is democracy?
- Well... this is freedom of speech and the rule of law.
- And freedom of speech is when you can say what you want about whomever you want?
- Yes. But how much it will cost is to check with your lawyer.
- Well... this is freedom of speech and the rule of law.
- And freedom of speech is when you can say what you want about whomever you want?
- Yes. But how much it will cost is to check with your lawyer.
A little girl asks her older brother:
-What is love?
- This is when every day you steal a chocolate bar from my briefcase, and I put a new one in there every day.
-What is love?
- This is when every day you steal a chocolate bar from my briefcase, and I put a new one in there every day.
I buy coffee from a barista:
- What kind of education do you have?
- I'm a priest!
- Why don't you work in your specialty?
- I'm working! I make divine coffee!
- What kind of education do you have?
- I'm a priest!
- Why don't you work in your specialty?
- I'm working! I make divine coffee!
Amid the worsening situation in the Middle East, more than a million Israelis remembered their Russian roots...
I always agree with people. Because if I don't agree, they will continue to talk.
McCarthy refused to allow Zelensky to speak due to his 'stressful work schedule.' In response, Zelensky suggested holding a stand-up show to relax lawmakers.
Murdoch and Soros transfer the business to their sons. I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Gates announced tomorrow that he's handing Microsoft over to his cat.
The transfer of business from Murdoch and Soros to their sons is inspiring parents around the world. Now every parent says to their child: "Did you see? It's never too late to take matters into your own hands... even if you're 37 or 50!"
Men are said to receive, on average, about two compliments in their lifetime:
- What a wonderful baby was born
And
- What a good man he was.
- What a wonderful baby was born
And
- What a good man he was.
When bright-faced comrades from Israel start howling something about anti-Semitism in Russia, I give a simple fact:
In Russia there is a Rubinstein street in St. Petersburg, but I don't remember anything in Israel about the streets of Ivan Konev, who liberated Auschwitz.
In Russia there is a Rubinstein street in St. Petersburg, but I don't remember anything in Israel about the streets of Ivan Konev, who liberated Auschwitz.
I want to remind vegans that we were kicked out of Paradise because of the apple, not because of delicious fried chicken.
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