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UN Secretary General Guterres has been declared a foreign agent in Israel.
Added: Oct 8, 2024
I've been through a lot... Who else has had this happen - my mistress, while I was alive, left one husband for another (
Added: Oct 8, 2024
A great brand doesn't just serve customers, it turns them into lifelong advocates.
Added: Oct 1, 2024
It suddenly turned out that on the eve of the Olympics, WADA lost samples of 900 athletes suspected of doping. But there is no need to worry: not a single doping sample of Russian athletes was lost.
Added: Sep 30, 2024
"Biden has become mentally deficient. Kamala was born this way," Trump said Saturday at a campaign event in Wisconsin. Sometimes it's hard to disagree with Donny.
Added: Sep 30, 2024
- In France, the trial of Marine Le Pen begins, in the US, the trial of Trump continues, what could this be for?
- The current administration is afraid that they will come to power, well, they can't kill the candidates because of this!
Added: Sep 30, 2024
I understood why all doctors say that you need to drink 2 liters of water a day. This is the minimum volume needed to wash down all the pills for the day when you are over 40.
Added: Sep 30, 2024
Samsung is launching two new lines of smartphones: anti-personnel and anti-tank!
Added: Sep 23, 2024
- Why is happiness so elusive?
- Because you look for it in the future, not in the present.
Added: Sep 13, 2024
What's the difference between comedy and drama? When Jen Psaki speaks, it's comedy. When President Obama repeats her nonsense, it's drama.
Added: Aug 14, 2024
Can a woman get pregnant by another woman?
Yes, if one of them is competing in the Olympics.
Added: Aug 13, 2024
The girl boxer failed the gender test.
She turned out to be a woman, so she was not allowed to compete in the women's competition.
Added: Aug 10, 2024
- Roza Markovna, look at the fabric I bought for my Semyon's tie.
- The fabric is wonderful, but isn't it too much for a tie?
- And I'll make myself a dress from the leftovers.
Added: Aug 10, 2024
From family life.
- It's time to stop these stupid, senseless expenses, - the husband declared to his wife.
- My dear, I don't spend more than you earn. I just spend a little faster.
Added: Aug 10, 2024
The near future... An American athlete has demanded an Olympic gold medal for himself because he feels like an Olympic champion.
Added: Aug 10, 2024
John, do you know the events that brought shame to France? Napoleon's Battle of Waterloo and Macron's Olympics.
Added: Aug 7, 2024
John, sipping a cocktail, tells the company:
- It's all strange: my grandmother rode a horse, but was afraid of cars. My mother drove a car, but was afraid of airplanes. My daughter loves to fly on airplanes, but is afraid of horses...
Added: Aug 7, 2024
There's panic on Wall Street.
Who knew that if you let 12 million illegal immigrants into the country, unemployment would increase.
Added: Aug 7, 2024
Because Britain can no longer plunder its colonies, the population is forced to plunder its own stores.
Added: Aug 7, 2024
Men want a woman's figure to be shaped like a guitar. Most often, such claims are made by those men whose outlines resemble a drum.
Added: Aug 7, 2024

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