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I am the person who watches a horror movie with a girl, and then laughs at a ridiculous movie ... and for three days I sleep with an ax under my pillow, shuddering from every rustle
From the women's forum:
- Girls, tell me, otherwise I'm so worried! I am on eight months, and I need to remove a tooth. Will it not affect the baby, will it be born a freak, something can happen to the face? Has anyone removed a tooth during pregnancy?
From the comments:
A friend of mine removed a tooth during pregnancy, so the child was born without teeth.
- Girls, tell me, otherwise I'm so worried! I am on eight months, and I need to remove a tooth. Will it not affect the baby, will it be born a freak, something can happen to the face? Has anyone removed a tooth during pregnancy?
From the comments:
A friend of mine removed a tooth during pregnancy, so the child was born without teeth.
I don't understand women who are indignant, they say: "all the men need the same from them ..." Do you need men who do not need "this" from you?
- Some people take all words and actions in the world only at their own expense, forgetting that besides them, someone else exists on this planet.
- You shouldn't think so about me.
- You shouldn't think so about me.
- I like my job. I often go to various interesting places, meet with representatives of various strata of society, and see people from an unusual perspective.
- What is your profession?
- Sniper.
- What is your profession?
- Sniper.
- I took all the women in my life with the same compliment.
- And you won't take me!
- Off course, I will not take you! Because you are not like everyone else. You are special, I have never met people like you in my life!
- And you won't take me!
- Off course, I will not take you! Because you are not like everyone else. You are special, I have never met people like you in my life!
I bought a smart iron. For half a day we talked with him about the meaning of life
I wonder what the epidemic should be for people to start washing not only their hands, but also their feet.
The Greeks are to blame for this coronavirus - they invented all sorts of letters!
Recently, Biden's rating has plummeted. The President of the United States himself was not injured in the fall.
Today I bought a talking scale, decided to weigh myself, and they say: please weigh yourself one at a time.
- Girl, may I buy you a glass of champagne?
- I don't drink with strangers.
- And I am not a stranger, but your new lover.
- I don't drink with strangers.
- And I am not a stranger, but your new lover.
Judging by the frequency and intrusiveness of s, Bill Gates really invented the covid.
Nataly was lying by the pool, an 18-year-old guy approached her with ice cream and offered to get acquainted. She said she is 30. The guy excused himself and left. He returned 10 minutes later with a beer.
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