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**Q:** What's the largest organ in the human body?
**A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
**A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
Latest Jokes
A woman, looking at another woman, thought to herself:
- I don't have money for breast like hers, but I'll definitely buy such a blouse for myself.
- I don't have money for breast like hers, but I'll definitely buy such a blouse for myself.
- Hey, Scholz! Offended liverwurst!
- Mr. Ambassador, is this the text of your appeal to the Federal Chancellor?
- Mr. Ambassador, is this the text of your appeal to the Federal Chancellor?
In Europe and America, there are many varieties of different sausages:
Scholz - offended sausage,
Johnson - business sausage,
Biden is overdue...
Scholz - offended sausage,
Johnson - business sausage,
Biden is overdue...
And if you eat badly and disobey your mother, Uncle Elon Musk will come and buy you!
Liberal to his patriotic wife:
- How could you cheat on me???
- But you yourself cheated on me the other day!
- You don't understand, it's different!
- How could you cheat on me???
- But you yourself cheated on me the other day!
- You don't understand, it's different!
There is no hope that the denazification operation will end with the return of America to the Indians.
Ukraine is an amazing country. He is at war with Russia, and he bombs his own cities.
Deciding to unite with Romania, Moldova immediately gets into the EU and NATO, and the euro and no special operations. Ukraine: "And what could be so?"
Freelance. Before payment:
- Make me a car out of paper for 50 cents.
After payment:
- Oh, yes, it also needs to be life-size, have a branded coloring, accommodate up to six people, accelerate to 100 km in 1.1 seconds and run on rocket fuel. And we conferred here ... It would be better to replace paper with steel. Of course, I won't pay extra for this.
- Make me a car out of paper for 50 cents.
After payment:
- Oh, yes, it also needs to be life-size, have a branded coloring, accommodate up to six people, accelerate to 100 km in 1.1 seconds and run on rocket fuel. And we conferred here ... It would be better to replace paper with steel. Of course, I won't pay extra for this.
News: Boris Johnson sneaked into Ukraine!
... Winston Churchill scornfully shook the ashes of his cigar at his ridiculous successor. Shredded British premieres, he thought...
... Winston Churchill scornfully shook the ashes of his cigar at his ridiculous successor. Shredded British premieres, he thought...
Foreign countries gather together and discuss what to do next.
- So, soon we have to pay for gas in rubles, and none of us wants to do this. Let's use the lot: whoever sends Russian diplomats out of their country the least - they will pay!
- So, soon we have to pay for gas in rubles, and none of us wants to do this. Let's use the lot: whoever sends Russian diplomats out of their country the least - they will pay!
Judging by the history of the world, America's great mission is to shit all over the planet. For others to clean up. Purely clean is not where other cleaned up, but where America does not put her shit.
Judging by the snow in April, the weather is not aware of the announced "global warming".
As the press proved, BLM donations ended up in a 20-room house bought by one of the activists in California.
Sports news: Just a few movements of the scalpel - and any boxer can become the world champion in women's boxing.
One day you will find a crumpled disposable mask in the pocket of an old down jacket. And you will smile nostalgically, adjusting your bulletproof vest.
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