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After she calmed down slightly she explained that her 10 year old Granddaughter was sleeping over and they were having a "Spa Night" and did a web search on "Facials". . . .I was able to hit the mute button in time to avoid making matters far worse... True Story!
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The Bundestag deputies called on the German population to re-eat food to combat the consequences of anti-Russian sanctions.
Вопрос знатокам. Туалетную бумагу с различными ароматами нужно нюхать до или после применения и как это вообще работает?
- So, you say that you want to become a star of modern show business?
- Yes I want to!
- And you have a beautiful, juicy, pleasant voice.
- Yes.
- Are there any defects?
- Not.
What about musical education?
- Yes, I have.
- Maybe there are psychological deviations?
- Not.
- ... And what is the orientation?
- Hetero.
- All clear! You have NO chance to become a star of modern show business!
- Yes I want to!
- And you have a beautiful, juicy, pleasant voice.
- Yes.
- Are there any defects?
- Not.
What about musical education?
- Yes, I have.
- Maybe there are psychological deviations?
- Not.
- ... And what is the orientation?
- Hetero.
- All clear! You have NO chance to become a star of modern show business!
The China does not interfere in the special operation, because no matter how it ends for Russia and Ukraine, China will still win it.
When refugees coming to Israel from Ukraine are now asked whether they are Jews by father or mother, they answer - by the president.
Modern European family in a public bath:
- Pa, wow you have so big pines!
- Ahh, You haven't seen your mom yet!
- Pa, wow you have so big pines!
- Ahh, You haven't seen your mom yet!
Wow, Lego stops supplying its bricks to Russia, and how should Russians live now?
Against the background of US sanctions, Covid withdraws its germs and stops working in Russia.
In response to the aggressive policy of Russia,
Biden said he would fight heroically...
for American gas prices.
Biden said he would fight heroically...
for American gas prices.
Biden, November 2021: "Putin, your tundra is on fire, the tundra is literally on fire."
Biden, February 2022: "Zelensky, an attack is being prepared on your country, an attack is literally being prepared."
Biden, February 2022: "Zelensky, an attack is being prepared on your country, an attack is literally being prepared."
Overcast in Kiev, northeast wind, 30-35% probability of Putin's invasion, feels like 95-146%
Tired of the impudent lie about the fact that everything around is only getting more and more expensive. What about human life?
I came to work with a huge cucumber in shorts and tight jeans.
Those who with huge foam rubber in their bras said that I am a fool.
Those who with huge foam rubber in their bras said that I am a fool.
- Dad, now Santa Claus gave me a small car. But when I grow up, he will give me a big real one, right?
- No, it will be your boss - Santa Claus!
- Yeah. And he will give me big car?
- Nope, but probably A mug. Or a bath set, if he is in a good mood.
- No, it will be your boss - Santa Claus!
- Yeah. And he will give me big car?
- Nope, but probably A mug. Or a bath set, if he is in a good mood.
Both the future tennis star and the future crime boss can spend all their youth on the courts.
Property owner: The rental price has increased.
Employer: This is a natural process in the economy.
Manufacturer: Material cost has increased.
Employer: This is a natural process in the economy.
Worker: The value of my labor has increased.
Employer: Hey, you are a bit crazy, really!
Employer: This is a natural process in the economy.
Manufacturer: Material cost has increased.
Employer: This is a natural process in the economy.
Worker: The value of my labor has increased.
Employer: Hey, you are a bit crazy, really!
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