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"What do you think of our regime?" asked the first.
"The same as you!" the second replied.
"In that case," said the first guard, "it is my duty to arrest you!"
"The same as you!" the second replied.
"In that case," said the first guard, "it is my duty to arrest you!"
Latest Jokes
Boris Johnson asked Russia to be merciful to the British mercenaries who were captured. And as a sign of mercy, he sent a new batch of heavy artillery to Ukraine.
Still, the Nazis are amazing in Ukraine: they love Bandera and hate the Russians, but at the same time they prefer to be captured by the Russians, but they don't want to go to Bandera.
How many days has the strongest army in Europe, armed with the best NATO weapons and trained according to NATO standards, with the support of the West, been unable to defeat hungry cons in rags on rusty equipment, constantly stealing toilet bowls?
- Neither France, nor the EU, nor NATO want a war with Russia.
- What do they want?
- They want a war between Russia and Russia.
- What do they want?
- They want a war between Russia and Russia.
The Azov Battalion stormed the Rostov pre-trial detention center, occupied the cells and ordered the Muscovites to guard their rest.
At the Israeli citizenship interview:
- In the questionnaire you indicated: mother and father are Russians, and who are the Jews in the family?
- Nobody, I'm first.
- In the questionnaire you indicated: mother and father are Russians, and who are the Jews in the family?
- Nobody, I'm first.
That's it, now in Hollywood they will definitely shoot a new film about the Azov battalion ...
With African Americans in the lead roles.
With African Americans in the lead roles.
The EU will help Ukraine empty its grain storage to make room for a new crop. No one has ever called a robbery so beautiful.
If Ukraine surrenders a few more regions to the Russians, it has been promised an Oscar, a Miss Universe, and a Nobel Prize in Economics for its best practice in reducing budget spending.
I'm waiting for the shooting of "The Servant of the World" to begin in Hollywood. And the main character can play himself.
If you find yourself in a heated argument, stop and ask the other person, "What evidence would change your mind?"
If the answer is "none", there is no point in continuing the discussion. You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make horse think.
If the answer is "none", there is no point in continuing the discussion. You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make horse think.
The position of the Swedish government, which stated: - that it will join NATO but will not host NATO bases and ships. Reminds a prostitute who, getting settled in a brothel, declares that she will serve clients only in a missionary position.
American President:
- We will confiscate Russian assets to help rebuild Ukraine!
Chinese President:
- And connect me with my Syrian colleague, ask if they want to become the second Emirates?
- We will confiscate Russian assets to help rebuild Ukraine!
Chinese President:
- And connect me with my Syrian colleague, ask if they want to become the second Emirates?
I like those people who do not want to live in a warring country and at the same time leave for Turkey and Israel.
In Oscar-nominated films, white actors must wear a mask and a muzzle, and when a black actor appears, they must kneel and do a three-ku, the Academy said.
- You have to Understand, I'm a female praying mantis unprincipled.
- What is it like?
- I can bite off your head without sex.
- What is it like?
- I can bite off your head without sex.
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