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When Biden said that he would set Russia back 10 years, did he mean the dollar at 30?
- If it turns out that Zelensky has a second citizenship, will all his decisions as president be illegitimate because of this?
- This was the plan from the very beginning. Who the hell are they going to pay their debts to now.
- This was the plan from the very beginning. Who the hell are they going to pay their debts to now.
Biden forbade police officers to use chokeholds.
And he farted the air in front of the members of the British royal family. He can carry out choking techniques!
And he farted the air in front of the members of the British royal family. He can carry out choking techniques!
If you peer into Malevich's "Black Square" for an infinitely long time, you can see a masterpiece in it.
In Europe, they accused Russia of oppressing minorities, which is why the monkey virus is spreading mainly among European countries.
February 2022 - Ukraine is nothing, all residents only dream of washing toilets in Poland.
May 2022 - I feel like eating something, where is the grain from Ukraine? How are the ports? The whole world is worried.
How did the war positively affect the agriculture of Ukraine.
May 2022 - I feel like eating something, where is the grain from Ukraine? How are the ports? The whole world is worried.
How did the war positively affect the agriculture of Ukraine.
The first pandemic started when someone ate a bat.
The second pandemic started with someone had sex with monkey.
I'm even afraid to imagine what they will come up with to start the third.
The second pandemic started with someone had sex with monkey.
I'm even afraid to imagine what they will come up with to start the third.
Basic difference between Russians and Americans:
Americans are happy with everyday life, but not happy with the president.
Russians are not happy with everyday life, but they are happy with the president.
Americans are happy with everyday life, but not happy with the president.
Russians are not happy with everyday life, but they are happy with the president.
Who would have thought - Poland is married to Norway and decides how to spend the money earned by Norway.
Women have one amazing feature that has never ceased to amaze me all my adult life. Whether you are gold, whether you are silver - a real woman will always find something to cling to.
News 1999: "Russia asks the US for more food"
News 2022: "UN requires Russia to resume food exports"
News 2022: "UN requires Russia to resume food exports"
In Australia, meeting a black cat is considered good luck.
Because a cat is the most harmless thing you can meet in Australia.
Because a cat is the most harmless thing you can meet in Australia.
According to Time Magazine:
- the culprit of the invasion of Ukraine - Putin,
- the reason for the migration boom in Europe - Putin,
- the reason for the collapse of the economy in Europe - Putin,
- the cause of the energy crisis in Europe - Putin,
- the cause of the food crisis in Europe - Putin,
- the cause of the political crisis in the United States - Putin,
- the cause of the food crisis in the United States - Putin,
- the reason that the dollar exchange rate is sausage like a consumptive bitch - Putin.
And "the most influential person in the world" - Zelensky ...
- the culprit of the invasion of Ukraine - Putin,
- the reason for the migration boom in Europe - Putin,
- the reason for the collapse of the economy in Europe - Putin,
- the cause of the energy crisis in Europe - Putin,
- the cause of the food crisis in Europe - Putin,
- the cause of the political crisis in the United States - Putin,
- the cause of the food crisis in the United States - Putin,
- the reason that the dollar exchange rate is sausage like a consumptive bitch - Putin.
And "the most influential person in the world" - Zelensky ...
The sixth package of sanctions against Russia did not fit into the package of sanctions packages.
"Deceive. If it didn't work, intimidate. If it didn't help, bribe." You took a short course in American diplomacy.
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