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Zelensky is walking down the street, there are security guards around, reporters, everyone is taking pictures of him, etc., etc., and a little boy is meeting him.
Well, Zelensky asks the boy:
- What is your name?
- Ivan!
- Where were you born?
- In Kyiv!
- Well done, a real Ukrainian!
- Man, I'm Russian!
- Well, you were born in Ukraine, in Kyiv, which means you are Ukrainian!
- Mister, if a bear was born in a pigsty, this does not mean that he became a pig ...
Well, Zelensky asks the boy:
- What is your name?
- Ivan!
- Where were you born?
- In Kyiv!
- Well done, a real Ukrainian!
- Man, I'm Russian!
- Well, you were born in Ukraine, in Kyiv, which means you are Ukrainian!
- Mister, if a bear was born in a pigsty, this does not mean that he became a pig ...
Every drug addict who dies from an overdose improves the human gene pool by removing his own defective genes from it.
The Germans do not supply tanks to Ukraine because they do not want to rebuild the Reichstag.
The meeting between Biden and Putin is over, Zelensky approaches Biden and asks:
- Did you tell Putin that Crimea is Ukrainian?
Biden responds:
- I'm not up to the Crimea now, we talked about Alaska for three hours.
- Did you tell Putin that Crimea is Ukrainian?
Biden responds:
- I'm not up to the Crimea now, we talked about Alaska for three hours.
The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine stated that Ukrainian victories are not advertised so as not to provoke the enemy.
Americans have already begun to ask questions: "Why is there a president in the United States, if Putin sets the prices for gasoline and sausage?"
Once upon a time people asked the Lord...
- Why is there so much injustice, lies, death, debauchery, violence and wars on this earth? people asked God.
God, in turn, looked at the people in surprise and asked them a question:
- So you don't like it all, do you?
- Of course not, God! people shouted.
Then God shrugged his shoulders and answered:
- Well, don't do it!
- Why is there so much injustice, lies, death, debauchery, violence and wars on this earth? people asked God.
God, in turn, looked at the people in surprise and asked them a question:
- So you don't like it all, do you?
- Of course not, God! people shouted.
Then God shrugged his shoulders and answered:
- Well, don't do it!
Wow, by the creation by Austria of "legal conditions" for depriving Gazprom of gas storage [Karl Nehammer], we get a new synonym in the language of democracy and capitalism for the word "robbery".
The decisive Ukrainian counteroffensive ended in the strawberry patches in Poland.
What kind of rare morons do you have to be to "impose deadly sanctions" over and over again against the world's largest supplier of fuel, food, metals and much more, and then complain that as a result it becomes cold, hungry and the economy is falling apart before our eyes!?
On the beach, lying on the sand, two fat women are sunbathing. A stunningly beautiful girl emerges from the sea. One fat woman pushes her friend in the side.
-Masha, this girl again appeared! We must get up, otherwise the peasants will start stumbling about us again!
-Masha, this girl again appeared! We must get up, otherwise the peasants will start stumbling about us again!
USA to Ukraine:
- Even when the whole world is against you, I will stand behind you and sell you ammo.
- Serve ammo?
- Not.
- Even when the whole world is against you, I will stand behind you and sell you ammo.
- Serve ammo?
- Not.
That's why Biden is scolded. Grandfather is quite not a stupid. He took a complete fool as vice president, which successfully insured himself against impeachment.
- Just imagine a guy who would give you money without demanding sex.
- I know such a guy, his name is "Work".
- I know such a guy, his name is "Work".
Well, we are all little by little versed in genuine art and are well aware that if you hang the notorious "Mona Lisa" and "Black Square" by Malevich next to each other, then on the daub of this ... like him ... Leonardo ... no one and won't look.
A motorcyclist got into an accident, but, thank God, his arms and legs are intact!
But, apart from the body ...
But, apart from the body ...
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