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Daddy what does being engaged mean?
Son It's like getting a bike for Christmas but not being able to ride it til Easter.
Son It's like getting a bike for Christmas but not being able to ride it til Easter.
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Now Ukrainian women in Poland will not only engage in prostitution and picking strawberries, but also pick deadwood
In the UK, cod has doubled in price - it is clearly the Cod in the same boat with Putin.
Biden announced a new package of sanctions against Belarus.
It's just a regular bag, but inside are Colorado beetles.
It's just a regular bag, but inside are Colorado beetles.
As part of the fight against the Russian world, Boris Johnson takes the name Taras.
White House press secretary: "Putin raised gasoline prices in the US."
- Did Putin also eat whole baby food?
- Did Putin also eat whole baby food?
Two traders are talking.
- I did 100% in a week!
- In a week, any fool can do it. You try to do it in a year!
- I did 100% in a week!
- In a week, any fool can do it. You try to do it in a year!
She fell in love with him so much that she gave birth to his son within a couple of months after they met.
Biden goes to hell, the devils began to boil him in a cauldron, and everything would be fine, but the smoke from the fire is so caustic, it is impossible to endure. Biden could not stand it and says:
- God damn it, is it possible without smoke somehow?
- No, - they say, - alas, the gas is over: there are sanctions against Russia ... It comes from coal.
- God damn it, is it possible without smoke somehow?
- No, - they say, - alas, the gas is over: there are sanctions against Russia ... It comes from coal.
Interestingly, American criminals have not yet begun to say to the police and in court that Putin is to blame for everything? For Biden it is working.
Prime Minister of Bulgaria: "Russia is an imaginary defender of the Slavs!"
Russia: "Some Bulgarians are imaginary Slavs."
Russia: "Some Bulgarians are imaginary Slavs."
The headache of the EU is the search for gray schemes to bypass they own sanctions.
Putin signed a decree on the norms for the collection of deadwood per capita in Poland.
- Because of the sanctions, the government encourages citizens to collect firewood.
- Russia?
- Poland.
- Russia?
- Poland.
Rumor has it that the seventh package of sanctions against Russia will include the countries of the European Union, which suffered less than others from the first six packages.
The EU is working on another round of sanctions.
In the seventh package, it is planned to take phones away from Macron and Scholz.
In the seventh package, it is planned to take phones away from Macron and Scholz.
The ship is sinking, the captain is the first to board the lifeboat. A sailor runs up to him and says that there are women on the ship. And the captain answers him: "Are you crazy, or what?! I'm actually not in the mood for sex right now ...".
A wild scandal erupted in the United States: a woman was discovered at a women's swimming competition.
Zelensky calls Biden:
- Send me American superheroes to fight the Russian army. Biden doesn't understand:
- Who are you talking about?
Zelensky:
- Well, send the Hulk or Spiderman there.
Biden:
- But they are movie characters and exist only in virtual reality.
Zelensky:
- Me too!
- Send me American superheroes to fight the Russian army. Biden doesn't understand:
- Who are you talking about?
Zelensky:
- Well, send the Hulk or Spiderman there.
Biden:
- But they are movie characters and exist only in virtual reality.
Zelensky:
- Me too!
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