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The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look. "Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
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The police of Ukraine announced the prevention of a terrorist attack against the country's leadership. This, in the sense, at the last moment, they swept an extra track onto the floor from the table and saved it from an overdose?
America's most Covid-proof dude 'Dr. Fauci', after 27 boosters, finally got Covid.
News that does not even have anything to add.
News that does not even have anything to add.
After the collapse in the cryptocurrency market, even the Mexican drug cartels thought about switching to the ruble.
Chinese experts managed to decipher incomprehensible radio signals from several exoplanets! Surprisingly, the content of all signals coincided, despite different encoding methods. All signals have the same repeated phrase: "Hello. Our planet is absolutely unsuitable for growing rice. Thank you for your understanding."
Polish Prime Minister Morawiecki said that in the event of an attack by Russia, 40 million Poles would come out to fight with her. Well, he himself, according to the Polish tradition, will head the government in exile.
"And I can play the piano not only as a dick," Zelensky, the president of sovereign Ukraine, proudly said. "I can also cross-stitch with them."
Chancellor Scholz timed the delivery of heavy weapons to June 22!
"The third time it should work" - he repeated the phrase of Hasdrubal before the third Punic War.
"The third time it should work" - he repeated the phrase of Hasdrubal before the third Punic War.
NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg said that establishing peace in Ukraine would cost Kyiv certain territorial concessions.
As a result of negotiations, Ukraine ceded Sweden and Finland to NATO...
As a result of negotiations, Ukraine ceded Sweden and Finland to NATO...
The United States, they are like that king - naked. But Americanophiles continue to see "the clothes of the king."
When you meet a vegan, it is very difficult to understand what he brought you - flowers or some outlandish dessert.
NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg said that establishing peace in Ukraine would cost Kyiv certain territorial concessions. As a result of negotiations to end the NWO, Ukraine ceded Poland, Hungary, Romania and part of Germany to Russia!
Russia: appeared as a result of the unification of indigenous peoples.
USA: appeared as a result of the genocide of indigenous peoples.
Ukraine: appeared as a result of the betrayal of indigenous peoples.
USA: appeared as a result of the genocide of indigenous peoples.
Ukraine: appeared as a result of the betrayal of indigenous peoples.
Well, okay, Clinton got blow job at the time. Who would do blow job for Biden today ?!?!
Thanks to an FBI investigation, it has been proven that the Watergate scandal was the biggest political scandal ever, when President Richard Nixon had the audacity to eavesdrop on fellow politicians rather than ordinary US citizens.
- Can you imagine, a 19-year-old guy just went to the monument with a flag, and they want to put him in prison for 5 years for this! And they've been in prison for a whole month without a trial!
- Fascist regime! How I hate this paranoid bunker!
- Yes, in Latvia it is, in Latvia!
- Ahhh, in Latvia ... Well, let him sit if it is necessary for the peace of society!
- Fascist regime! How I hate this paranoid bunker!
- Yes, in Latvia it is, in Latvia!
- Ahhh, in Latvia ... Well, let him sit if it is necessary for the peace of society!
Judging by the degree of hysteria, the whole world was fed exclusively by Ukraine.
The brave prisoners of war of the fighters of the Azov battalion, of course, cannot be executed.
But you can do this:
1. Drive them into the building.
2. Throw a Molotov cocktail at this building.
3. Declare: "And it was they who burned themselves."
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
Why not? In the case of the Odessa House of Trade Unions, it worked ...
Or have Ukrainians already preferred to forget about this episode?
But you can do this:
1. Drive them into the building.
2. Throw a Molotov cocktail at this building.
3. Declare: "And it was they who burned themselves."
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
Why not? In the case of the Odessa House of Trade Unions, it worked ...
Or have Ukrainians already preferred to forget about this episode?
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