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The G7 leaders decided to discuss the upper ceiling for Russian oil prices.
It is as if an alcoholic were to set the acceptable price for a bottle of vodka in a store.
It is as if an alcoholic were to set the acceptable price for a bottle of vodka in a store.
I miss the old days when the vanity of billionaires manifested itself in financing thousands of public libraries or huge concert halls.
- How does Ukrainian patriotism differ from Russian?
- Russian patriotism ends with the departure abroad. And Ukrainian patriotism begins with it.
- Russian patriotism ends with the departure abroad. And Ukrainian patriotism begins with it.
When my cat messes up, I don't scold him... I just take him to my daughters, who are 4 and 2 years old.
What is the difference between electorate and electrolyte? When the electrolyte is heated, the resistance decreases.
When the electorate realizes that it has once again been "heated up", signs of resistance begin to appear.
When the electorate realizes that it has once again been "heated up", signs of resistance begin to appear.
British Foreign Secretary Truss promised to impose sanctions against Russia until the last Briton howls from their consequences.
In modern social networks, you can choose any of the 70 options for your gender.
But get a ban if you say that there are only two of them - male and female.
But get a ban if you say that there are only two of them - male and female.
Two Odessans talk for diplomacy.
- Nyoma, why is Putin's negotiating table getting longer and longer?
- Well, after all, Western guests wash less and less often, Izya.
- Nyoma, why is Putin's negotiating table getting longer and longer?
- Well, after all, Western guests wash less and less often, Izya.
- So, the Russians give you 14 billion for mining and processing enterprises, the Chinese 50 billion for ports and railways, and the Americans sell you second-hand lace panties from Europe for 100 billion. Moreover, on the condition of destroying their own industry and social sphere. What do you choose?
- Of course cowards, we want to be like Europeans.
- Of course cowards, we want to be like Europeans.
America is a country of equal opportunities. Therefore, with equal probability, you can live normally or be at the bottom.
Elon Musk's son had a gender change.
The rich have their own quirks. Personally, I was simply put in a corner for bad behavior.
The rich have their own quirks. Personally, I was simply put in a corner for bad behavior.
- Finland has built a line of defense in case of making decisions that are taking place now in Ukraine, so the country is ready for a potential conflict with Russia.
- And who told you that Russia will stand on ceremony with the Finns as well as with the Ukrainians?
- And who told you that Russia will stand on ceremony with the Finns as well as with the Ukrainians?
If the Europeans reduce the temperature when heating their homes by two degrees, then this will replace the supply of gas through the Nord Stream pipeline.
This was stated by the head of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen.
And if the Europeans switch from cars to donkeys, then supplies via the Druzhba oil pipeline can be replaced.
This was stated by the head of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen.
And if the Europeans switch from cars to donkeys, then supplies via the Druzhba oil pipeline can be replaced.
At first they planned a gay pride parade. Then the NATO summit. Then they decided to combine.
Cognitive dissonance - when you liked the ass, but you need to take the whole thing in marriage.
I watched a program about dung beetles today. Very interesting! They are almost like people - they collect shit, and then roll it in front of them all their lives.
Only a henpecked man will ask his wife if it is possible to sit with friends. A real man already knows that it is impossible.
Johnny Depp got 15 million bucks for living with a crazy hysteric beach. But I'm do it for free!
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