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Putin announced the creation of weapons based on new physical principles: he presses a button - Biden stumbles, he presses another - Biden falls off his bike. True, the debugging of weapons is not quite finished yet, so Biden falls off the bike regardless of the buttons being pressed ..
The commander of the German Air Force said: "NATO should prepare for the fact that the alliance will have to USE nuclear weapons against Russia." But he did not say about the fact that NATO should prepare for PROTECTION from Russia's nuclear weapons.
This policy is amazing: a Jew can manage a fascist state, but a fascist cannot run a Jewish one.
Do you know that according to international law, Americans can lie, but Russians cannot?
- You know, scientists have discovered an object that rushes through space at a speed of 2 million kilometers per hour!
- It's inflation.
- It's inflation.
The only children who knew less about the functions of the phone than their father were the children of Alexander Graham Bell.
They say that the more a man has a car, the smaller his penis.
I can't say anything about this, but my observations definitely show that the higher the exhaust sound of a motorcycle, the smaller the brain size of its owner!
I can't say anything about this, but my observations definitely show that the higher the exhaust sound of a motorcycle, the smaller the brain size of its owner!
- John, why did the neighbor's chickens stop going to our garden?
- At night I laid out twenty eggs on the beds, and in the morning I collected them in front of the neighbors.
- At night I laid out twenty eggs on the beds, and in the morning I collected them in front of the neighbors.
Jews are a strange people. In Italy, they died from animal claws in the amphitheaters. In Spain, they burned at the stake of the Inquisition. In Polish Warsaw and Ukrainian Zhytomyr, they got punched in the face by rioters. In Germany they suffocated in gas chambers.
And for all this they hate Russians.
And for all this they hate Russians.
The United States has charged Assange with 175 years in prison. And these people teach the world democracy and humanism
Vladimir Vladimirovich, well, you raised the price of gasoline in the United States so match, that even Biden started using the bike.
According to the results of a medical examination of Biden after falling from a bicycle, doctors stated that a concussion was avoided due to his complete absence.
- Record fuel prices "locked" Americans home.
- What is it, under such a president, the Americans will soon be "locked up" in coffins!
- What is it, under such a president, the Americans will soon be "locked up" in coffins!
- Europe has started to use the gas stored for the winter because of problems with deliveries.
- And what will they heat in the winter?
- Fiery Russophobia!
- And what will they heat in the winter?
- Fiery Russophobia!
Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping signed an agreement to raise prices and taxes in the US in turn.
Zelensky said that Ukraine will introduce visas for Russians from July 1. Checkmate, Mr. Putin! How will Russian troops cross the border now?
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