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1. go to the animal shelter
2. adopt a kitten
3. show your female friends
4. they fall in love with the kitten
5. they fall in love with you
6. slammed with pussy
2. adopt a kitten
3. show your female friends
4. they fall in love with the kitten
5. they fall in love with you
6. slammed with pussy
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Due to the reduction in gas supplies, the Germans were urged to wash two, not four parts of the body.
Zelensky looked suspiciously at the stroller with the child. From the stroller, a baby looked at him frowningly.
"Spy," thought Zelensky.
"Idiot," thought the baby.
"Spy," thought Zelensky.
"Idiot," thought the baby.
Friends from Europe called. I cried to them about the difficulties of life in Russia - that due to the fact that hot water was turned off for a week, they had to warm three buckets of water on gas.
And they hung up the phone - probably so as not to humiliate me with sympathy.
And they hung up the phone - probably so as not to humiliate me with sympathy.
On May 8, 1980, during the 33rd World Health Assembly, WHO officially announced: "The world and all the peoples of the earth have triumphed over smallpox." In this regard, it was decided to universally stop vaccinations against this disease.
42 years have passed.
World Health Organization (WHO) Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus has declared the monkeypox outbreak a public health emergency of international concern.
42 years have passed.
World Health Organization (WHO) Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus has declared the monkeypox outbreak a public health emergency of international concern.
Japan will ban Putin from attending Abe's funeral if he wants...
And what will Japan do if Putin does not want to?
And what will Japan do if Putin does not want to?
Are you and your wife making changes in your sexual relationship?
- Of course.
- Do you often change positions?
- No, partners.
- Of course.
- Do you often change positions?
- No, partners.
A sophisticated French woman, three months after her wedding, says to her husband, a Texas cowboy:
- Sam, when you kiss me and don't take out the gum, I can stand it. When we're having sex and you don't unfasten your Colt, I'm fine with that. But please, when we do 69, please take the cigar out of your mouth!
- Sam, when you kiss me and don't take out the gum, I can stand it. When we're having sex and you don't unfasten your Colt, I'm fine with that. But please, when we do 69, please take the cigar out of your mouth!
Every day at the same time on the way to work in the subway on the escalator, I meet a girl with whom I am ready to spend my whole life.
The girl goes up, and I go down. Of course, you can go back and find her in the crowd, get to know her, but the problem is that every day these are different girls.
The girl goes up, and I go down. Of course, you can go back and find her in the crowd, get to know her, but the problem is that every day these are different girls.
Winter 2023.
A German asks a neighbor:
- Why do you have the lights in your room go out from time to time in the evening?
- In the evenings I like to read, and you can turn the pages even in the dark.
A German asks a neighbor:
- Why do you have the lights in your room go out from time to time in the evening?
- In the evenings I like to read, and you can turn the pages even in the dark.
Now, many Europeans close the shower before the arrival of guests, and some also lock the toilet.
The seventh EU sanctions against Russia will include a ban on ridiculing the six previous sanctions.
If you give a fish to a hungry man, he will satisfy his hunger.
If you give a fishing rod to a hungry man, he himself will be able to catch a fish.
If you give the hungry knowledge, he can make a fishing rod.
If you give a hungry person motivation, he will learn on his own.
Conclusion:
If you see a hungry man - kick his ass hard!
This is the best thing you can do for him in the long run!
If you give a fishing rod to a hungry man, he himself will be able to catch a fish.
If you give the hungry knowledge, he can make a fishing rod.
If you give a hungry person motivation, he will learn on his own.
Conclusion:
If you see a hungry man - kick his ass hard!
This is the best thing you can do for him in the long run!
- Do you tell your husband that you had an orgasm?
- No, he is not interested in my personal life.
- No, he is not interested in my personal life.
Question to Armenian radio:
- Can a man and a woman be friends without sex?
Answer:
- Yes. If they are married.
- Can a man and a woman be friends without sex?
Answer:
- Yes. If they are married.
German authorities recommend that their compatriots wash their genitals only before drinking and generally have less sex.
Zelensky's wife came to America to ask for weapons to protect her home in Italy.
Biden has contracted Covid, and how can he live now if he cannot smell children's heads?
On Wednesday, Biden said that he had cancer, on Thursday that he had the Corona, we are waiting for the end of Friday and the announcement that he has monkeypox.
Biden announced yesterday that he has cancer.
And today, the Biden administration said that he did not have cancer, but the coronavirus.
Whatever they come up with to hide dementia.
And today, the Biden administration said that he did not have cancer, but the coronavirus.
Whatever they come up with to hide dementia.
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