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He had everything taken away from him. He was a lawyer, then they didn't let Jews practice laws, so he packed shells full of explosive powder for 12 hours a day, then he was sent to the camps where he dug holes until a guard shot him for no reason. He was exterminated. That guard was never tried and ended up being a dentist in Stuttgart after the war.
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Few of the inhabitants of the Baltic States and Poland, who advocate the demolition of Soviet monuments, understand that in essence they are no different from the Taliban, who shot ancient Buddhist statues from grenade launchers in Afghanistan in the late 90s ...
Vladimir Zelensky gave a secret order for a counteroffensive. He was supported by all Western media. Now in social networks he is preparing specific dates and directions of the main strikes.
- Rishi Sunak, Nadim Zakhavi, Sajid Javid, Patel Patel ... Barrymore, and these are candidates for the post of Prime Minister of Britain ???
- These are the ones who accept the offered salary at the current price level, sir!
- These are the ones who accept the offered salary at the current price level, sir!
Texting on Tinder.
- You're so brutal, what kind of car do you have?
- Baby, don't you know the saying, the bigger the car, the smaller the dick? I'll pick you up on a bike!
- O! I'm afraid to imagine what you will pedal!
- You're so brutal, what kind of car do you have?
- Baby, don't you know the saying, the bigger the car, the smaller the dick? I'll pick you up on a bike!
- O! I'm afraid to imagine what you will pedal!
The sun's rays fly millions of kilometers to dry your panties on the balcony.
Think about it...
Think about it...
Chess players joke that in Europe, due to political correctness and gender politics, chess pieces will not be black and white, but pink and blue.
The first move will always be blue.
The first move will always be blue.
Once Joseph Biden decided to parody Leonid Brezhnev. And looks like got used to the role ...
Muscovites all lie! The state of Ukraine has existed in all ages! It just ran so fast with the border posts that no one had time to fix its borders.
The mother-in-law stopped by the young - to stay.
Stayed right up to the divorce.
Stayed right up to the divorce.
Am I the only one who finds it funny that Scholz demands gas from Russia in order to make tanks and send them to fight against Russia?
The Ministry of Defense announced the destruction of a warehouse with American M777 howitzers in the territory of the DPR controlled by Ukraine. What's cool is that everyone is happy. Pilots - a reward for the destroyed hangar, the General Staff of Ukraine - that not all howitzers were destroyed, Uralvagonzavod - that these howitzers can study, and ensign Mykola Petrenko - money received for howitzers sold to filthy Muscovites.
Boris Johnson, Shinzo Abe... And how do Petrov and Boshirov manage to do everything?
From Zelensky's statement: "Biden would like to visit Ukraine, but some points interfere with this ..."
- That's how they become "polite people" - "some moments" ...
- That's how they become "polite people" - "some moments" ...
A conversation between a Russian and an American.
- We won the Second World War, we captured Berlin. The USSR was on the sidelines!
- I don't understand only one thing - why the victorious Americans left inions on the Reichstag in Russian ...
- We won the Second World War, we captured Berlin. The USSR was on the sidelines!
- I don't understand only one thing - why the victorious Americans left inions on the Reichstag in Russian ...
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