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Can you guess what it is - white on top, but jet black inside?
This is a person who, without a vacation, is emotionally burnt to the ground.
Added: Jul 21, 2022
If you remove men, the number of crimes will decrease by 90%.
If women are removed, then at first the number of crimes will decrease by 10%, and then men will stop committing 90% of their crimes.
Added: Jul 21, 2022
A couple of days after the party, the cheerful company realized that Angela was contagious not only with laughter.
Added: Jul 21, 2022
- What would you do if you knew that you had six months to live?
- Me or everyone?
- An important clarification...
Added: Jul 21, 2022
Woman at the doctor's office
- Doctor, either I'm pregnant or I have the flu.
After the examination, the doctor says:
- You don't have any flu, but you are really pregnant.
- Yes, I myself think, well, from whom could I get the flu?
Added: Jul 20, 2022
General Heat came to Great Britain.
Added: Jul 20, 2022
If women knew how to negotiate, make friends and hear the voice of reason, the bride would not throw a bouquet while standing with her back, but would hand it to one of her friends who really needs it already.
Added: Jul 20, 2022
US authorities have accused Russia of using the laws of physics and the Earth's climate as a weapon.
Added: Jul 20, 2022
The European Union is going to ban Putin from raising the air temperature in Europe above 25 degrees Celsius.
Added: Jul 20, 2022
Moishe didn't like swimming in the lake until he was told that it was, in fact, a free pool.
Added: Jul 20, 2022
When I have free time, I lie down and rest, and when I don't have it, I'm just lying, but with anxiety.
Added: Jul 18, 2022
Ask a programmer to check 10 lines of code, he will find 10 problems.
Ask him to check 500 lines, he will say that it looks normal.
Added: Jul 18, 2022
In general, after watching the Chernobyl series, we understood how the rotten Soviet regime, saving every penny, led the world to a catastrophe that polluted half of Europe with radiation. Now we are waiting, similarly to the Fukushima series, to find out how one of the countries included in the Big Seven led to a nuclear disaster that polluted the entire Pacific Ocean with nuclear waste all the way to California ...
Added: Jul 18, 2022
When I look at Kamala Harris or listen to what she has to say, I understand that America is truly a land of great opportunity.
Added: Jul 16, 2022
British scientists and politicians have come up with a new expression - "humanitarian volunteer" - a mercenary who came to Ukraine to shoot Russians.
Added: Jul 16, 2022
- I did not say we will cure, I said we will treat
Added: Jul 14, 2022
States that need to receive the most modern weapons from NATO countries can contact Eastern Europe, LDNR. When registering diplomatic relations, a discount of up to 80%.
Added: Jul 14, 2022
One person engaged in the safest possible sex. And sprained his wrist.
Added: Jul 14, 2022
The sage is asked: - Why, according to statistics, men live less than women.
- Yes, because every woman, having married, is trying to remake her man. But, since she does not know how it works, she most often breaks it. And broken things do not work for a long time.
Added: Jul 14, 2022
In Europe, they are preparing a law allowing the taking of Russian property in favor of the state. In response, Russia is preparing a law allowing the taking of states into Russian ownership.
Added: Jul 14, 2022

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