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Can you guess what it is - white on top, but jet black inside?
This is a person who, without a vacation, is emotionally burnt to the ground.
This is a person who, without a vacation, is emotionally burnt to the ground.
If you remove men, the number of crimes will decrease by 90%.
If women are removed, then at first the number of crimes will decrease by 10%, and then men will stop committing 90% of their crimes.
If women are removed, then at first the number of crimes will decrease by 10%, and then men will stop committing 90% of their crimes.
A couple of days after the party, the cheerful company realized that Angela was contagious not only with laughter.
- What would you do if you knew that you had six months to live?
- Me or everyone?
- An important clarification...
- Me or everyone?
- An important clarification...
Woman at the doctor's office
- Doctor, either I'm pregnant or I have the flu.
After the examination, the doctor says:
- You don't have any flu, but you are really pregnant.
- Yes, I myself think, well, from whom could I get the flu?
- Doctor, either I'm pregnant or I have the flu.
After the examination, the doctor says:
- You don't have any flu, but you are really pregnant.
- Yes, I myself think, well, from whom could I get the flu?
If women knew how to negotiate, make friends and hear the voice of reason, the bride would not throw a bouquet while standing with her back, but would hand it to one of her friends who really needs it already.
US authorities have accused Russia of using the laws of physics and the Earth's climate as a weapon.
The European Union is going to ban Putin from raising the air temperature in Europe above 25 degrees Celsius.
Moishe didn't like swimming in the lake until he was told that it was, in fact, a free pool.
When I have free time, I lie down and rest, and when I don't have it, I'm just lying, but with anxiety.
Ask a programmer to check 10 lines of code, he will find 10 problems.
Ask him to check 500 lines, he will say that it looks normal.
Ask him to check 500 lines, he will say that it looks normal.
In general, after watching the Chernobyl series, we understood how the rotten Soviet regime, saving every penny, led the world to a catastrophe that polluted half of Europe with radiation. Now we are waiting, similarly to the Fukushima series, to find out how one of the countries included in the Big Seven led to a nuclear disaster that polluted the entire Pacific Ocean with nuclear waste all the way to California ...
When I look at Kamala Harris or listen to what she has to say, I understand that America is truly a land of great opportunity.
British scientists and politicians have come up with a new expression - "humanitarian volunteer" - a mercenary who came to Ukraine to shoot Russians.
States that need to receive the most modern weapons from NATO countries can contact Eastern Europe, LDNR. When registering diplomatic relations, a discount of up to 80%.
The sage is asked: - Why, according to statistics, men live less than women.
- Yes, because every woman, having married, is trying to remake her man. But, since she does not know how it works, she most often breaks it. And broken things do not work for a long time.
- Yes, because every woman, having married, is trying to remake her man. But, since she does not know how it works, she most often breaks it. And broken things do not work for a long time.
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