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You will be surprised, but no one in the world disputes the right of states to remain united within the boundaries of their territory.
Disagreement usually arises because of the size of this territory.
Disagreement usually arises because of the size of this territory.
Ukraine instead of the expected grain sent a dry cargo ship of corn. The next delivery for the EU is peas to support the heating season on its own.
The most expensive trip of a pensioner from 82 years from the USA will soon be entered into the Guinness Book. 90,000,000 bucks a trip to 5 countries + 2 aircraft carriers from the USA in escort + 2 from CHINA + 20 Chinese fighters + 4 Taiwan and + 70 American fighters, not counting the landing.
The moon is moving away from the earth at a rate of 4 centimeters per year. And to be honest, I understand it perfectly.
- What countries did you visit before returning to the USA?
- Singapore, Malaysia, Taiwan, South Korea, Japan...
- Purpose of the trip?
- A shopping tour for cheap electronics ... Oh, well, that is a tour in support of democracy.
- Singapore, Malaysia, Taiwan, South Korea, Japan...
- Purpose of the trip?
- A shopping tour for cheap electronics ... Oh, well, that is a tour in support of democracy.
China sat on the bank of the river, waiting for the passing corpse of the enemy, but only Pelosi's plane flew by.
If you see a princess in an active search, do not rush to roll up.
Much more often she is looking for a servant than a prince.
Much more often she is looking for a servant than a prince.
Olaf Scholz personally examined the turbine for Nord Stream. I touched the turbine, I smelled the turbine, I licked the turbine until I realized that I didn't understand a damn thing about gas supply equipment.
- Doctor, I'm depressed!
- And what happened?
- I live in an aggressor country. She attacked a small neighboring country, ironing it with rockets and planes, killing women and children. He promotes some religious bonds and values inside the country, undeservedly boasts of the memory of his ancestors. It frightens with militarism and military rhetoric, calls for the service of everyone in a row ... Doctor, I'm scared!
- You need to leave, my friend, from Russia, that's what. For example, to Israel. Otherwise, you will completely wither away from fear.
- Doctor, I live in Israel.
- And what happened?
- I live in an aggressor country. She attacked a small neighboring country, ironing it with rockets and planes, killing women and children. He promotes some religious bonds and values inside the country, undeservedly boasts of the memory of his ancestors. It frightens with militarism and military rhetoric, calls for the service of everyone in a row ... Doctor, I'm scared!
- You need to leave, my friend, from Russia, that's what. For example, to Israel. Otherwise, you will completely wither away from fear.
- Doctor, I live in Israel.
- Poruchik Rzhevsky! Why don't you write your own version of the Kama Sutra?
- All the time is spent on collecting material.
- All the time is spent on collecting material.
From September 1, 2022, publications photos of toilet paper in the EU will be considered as extremist - Euronews
Women tend to exaggerate problems. You kept your eyes on someone's boobs of the first size, and raked as if for a full-fledged fourth.
The cop slows down the car on the highway, dialogue:
K (op) - Rights and registration, please. Mr. Leslie, do you have firearms in the cabin?
L(if) - Yes, I have a gun permit and I have a Colt 1911 in a holster on my belt and a 9mm derringer on my ankle. Another Mac-10 in the glove compartment.
K - Is that all?
L - Another shortened Kalashnikov under the back seat and a sniper M14 plus a Remington pump in the trunk.
K - ... Tell me, Mr. Leslie, who are you so afraid of?
L - I think, no one any more!
K (op) - Rights and registration, please. Mr. Leslie, do you have firearms in the cabin?
L(if) - Yes, I have a gun permit and I have a Colt 1911 in a holster on my belt and a 9mm derringer on my ankle. Another Mac-10 in the glove compartment.
K - Is that all?
L - Another shortened Kalashnikov under the back seat and a sniper M14 plus a Remington pump in the trunk.
K - ... Tell me, Mr. Leslie, who are you so afraid of?
L - I think, no one any more!
- guess three words that can, which can start moving two aircraft carrier groups of two great powers?
- Are you talking about "maybe I'll fly to Taipei ...." from Pelosi?
- Are you talking about "maybe I'll fly to Taipei ...." from Pelosi?
A dude who has never worked a real job for a day in his life suddenly becomes an expert in gas turbines and declares that everything is simply gorgeously refurbished. Do you also think that the brains from the heat flowed not only among Americans?
Why don't Russian villages and cities where there is no gas freeze, while Europe will freeze without gas? Because the Russians heat with firewood, and the Europeans first make money from firewood.
Damn, think about China and NATO today mutually destroy each other with nuclear strikes, and Russia is left alone with Ukraine.
Mykola's nightmare.
Mykola's nightmare.
A man goes into hibernation (medicated coma) for health reasons. Well, he says, tell us how the American-Chinese war ended ...
They wake him up in a couple of years, he asks:
- Well? Who has won?
- You will not believe! Russia is to blame!
They wake him up in a couple of years, he asks:
- Well? Who has won?
- You will not believe! Russia is to blame!
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