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Died (simultaneously) Biden and Trump. And for the first time in history, the United States was left without a president.
Added: Aug 21, 2022
What is neither fish nor meat? - Worms and grasshoppers are the new food of EU residents
Added: Aug 21, 2022
- What prevents the States from recognizing Russia as a sponsor of terrorism?
- Do you propose to the "world guardian of order" to admit that terrorists rule on 1/7 of the land, but they cannot do anything?
Added: Aug 21, 2022
"The washcloth is a useful invention," Kretschmann told Sudwest Presse. According to the politician, in this way you can stop "constantly taking a shower."
Refusal to shower, heating housing, reusable toilet paper. New European standards of comfort and personal hygiene.
Because you have to pay for Russophobia.
Added: Aug 21, 2022
Putin wants to launch Nord Stream 2 and supply the Germans with more cheap gas so that their economy grows and people keep their homes warm in winter.
The German government declares that "it will not let him do it"!
This is what happens - Putin cares about the interests of the Germans more than their own government?
Added: Aug 20, 2022
The UN Secretary General urged Russia not to disconnect the Zaporozhye NPP from the energy system of Ukraine.
"Electricity from Zaporozhye is Ukrainian electricity," Guterres said.
For some reason, I don't remember the calls of the UN Secretary General from the series "Foreign exchange reserves of the Russian Federation are Russian reserves."
Or "Oil from Syrian fields is Syrian oil."
Added: Aug 20, 2022
Instead of making remakes of good movies, you should make remakes of bad movies that were based on great s but didn't live up to expectations.
Added: Aug 20, 2022
How to piss off your wife:
- You go on a diet with her.
- You're losing weight, she's not.
Done, you are enemy N 1
Added: Aug 17, 2022
Are the Africans starving?
- Well, yes.
- Why does Ukrainian grain go to Europe?
- I'm begging you. Have you seen how many Africans are there now? More than in Africa.
Added: Aug 17, 2022
More recently, the girls were escorted home, and then returned to the other end of the city.
And now he sent a kiss, closed the messenger and you are already in bed.
Added: Aug 17, 2022
Biden, Truss, Scholz, Duda, Pelosi... Lord, with such enemies, Putin doesn't even need friends!
Added: Aug 17, 2022
My wife, who doesn't like it very much when I take her things, accused me of taking and not returning her dictionary. From her unfounded accusations, anger, indignation, indignation, violence, frenzy, fury and ferocity wake up in me.
Added: Aug 16, 2022
- Can a Russian move freely around Europe?
- Maybe if it's gas.
Added: Aug 16, 2022
In the Middle Ages, Europeans did not bathe in order not to get sick.
Now the Europeans do not bathe so that the Russian economy collapses.
Maybe they just don't like to bathe?
Added: Aug 15, 2022
Having lost their biological laboratories with test subjects in Ukraine, the American military began to experiment on their president!
Added: Aug 14, 2022
Strange times. Biden and Trump are going to run for a second term. And the whole world is seriously discussing whether Trump will be able to lead from prison, and Biden from a hospital bed... There are no others...
Added: Aug 14, 2022
European leaders believe that Ukraine will be able to return all the land.
Russia also believes that Ukraine will be able to return all they lands.
But there is a nuance.
Added: Aug 14, 2022
Job interview:
HR: Are you planning to go on maternity leave in the next five years?
Me: and you?
HR: I think this is an inappropriate question!
Me:I totally agree with you!
Added: Aug 14, 2022
Criticizing the current government? Wait for them to come to you with a raid! This is the harsh American reality.
Added: Aug 14, 2022
Russians should be completely banned from visiting the EU. It should be a privilege for them to behold with their own eyes how a German who has not washed for several months fights with a hungry Frenchman over brushwood.
Added: Aug 14, 2022

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