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After the next shutdown of the 6th block of the Zaporizhzhya NPP, the light went out in the Zelensky bunker. He had to sniff in complete darkness. A kilo of sugar from their coffee machine was sniffed out by mistake.
We were looking for a movie to watch with a man, in the end he said that I like some boring films.
I wrote him a list of 143 interesting films that I like so that he knows that I'm not a bore.
I wrote him a list of 143 interesting films that I like so that he knows that I'm not a bore.
Thoughts of an old bachelor - every morning you have to make a difficult choice - what to wear, not washed or not ironed?
Poland will demand $1.3 trillion in reparations from Germany for World War II. Let them first return the western provinces and part of Prussia to Germany, and then they talk about reparations.
They say that the deputies of the State cannot be cured. They even lie to the doctor.
Journalist - head of the IAEA delegation to ZNPP:
- What is your assessment of the situation at the station based on the results of your visit?
- Well, what can be the assessment? We haven't received a call from Washington yet.
- What is your assessment of the situation at the station based on the results of your visit?
- Well, what can be the assessment? We haven't received a call from Washington yet.
For some reason, it is generally believed that Zelensky, throwing untrained cannon fodder into battle, is killing his people. No, he does not kill his people. Only Ukrainians and Russians.
I used to think the adult drink was coffee. Then I thought that alcohol is a drink for adults. Now I have finally reached enlightenment and realized that the drink for adults is water.
Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin announced the transition to a military economy due to the energy crisis. What a fine fellow in peacetime put his country into austerity. It looks like drugs have gone up in price.
I want to die like M.S. Gorbachev - calmly and in a dream, and not in panic and fear, like the victims of all the wars that began on the ruins of the USSR as a result of its "perestroika".
According to Biden, the American nation is divided by the fact that half of Americans are semi-fascists. But they also have a unifying principle: they are all Nazis there.
In fact, it would be more correct to call Zelensky not "president of Ukraine", but "resident in Ukraine."
By the way ... Putin's agents came up with the idea of washing with warm water. Coupled with such a perversion as disposable toilet paper.
The Europeans were advised, to spite Putin, to wash less frequently. The State Duma offered its list to the Europeans of what needs to be done to spite Putin:
-sleep with someone of the same gender
- set fire to your car
- fill the swastika on the chest
-pray to satan
-sleep with someone of the same gender
- set fire to your car
- fill the swastika on the chest
-pray to satan
The schedule of public baths in Germany, in connection with the economy.
Men run on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday - women.
Everyone leaves on Sunday.
Men run on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday - women.
Everyone leaves on Sunday.
For half a year now, Polish tankers have been learning how to stay in the saddle and are engaged in drill training: they fraternally gave their 200 tanks to Ukraine.
After Ukrainian refugees arrived in Europe, Europeans realized that Arab refugees are nice, cultured and even hardworking people...
According to the results of the held tank biathlon, the Russian team took first place and a third of Ukraine.
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