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An amazing paradox: Ukraine has not yet joined NATO, and NATO has already entered Ukraine...
The details of the Ice Hockey World Cup have become known. The Russian national team will be allowed only when it is colder indoors than on open ice.
From the life of the last President of the United States:
Biden's advisers do not recommend him to meet on the sidelines of any summits due to the fact that their boss can simply get lost.
Leaving the restroom, Biden first greets with toilet paper, and after being prompted by an assistant outside, finds a handle on the door.
Biden cannot get through to Iran, because after the last reservation, the assistant, in order to avoid misunderstandings, all the time connects him with Zelensky.
Biden estimated one to two hundred and converted the savings into rubles, because two hundred is more than one, even if the exchange rate is less.
Hunter Biden admires his father because he can't catch up with him even after the fourth track.
The US Congress approved a budget of a billion dollars in aid to Ukraine after Biden argued it was "ah-ah-ah-ah."
Biden's advisers do not recommend him to meet on the sidelines of any summits due to the fact that their boss can simply get lost.
Leaving the restroom, Biden first greets with toilet paper, and after being prompted by an assistant outside, finds a handle on the door.
Biden cannot get through to Iran, because after the last reservation, the assistant, in order to avoid misunderstandings, all the time connects him with Zelensky.
Biden estimated one to two hundred and converted the savings into rubles, because two hundred is more than one, even if the exchange rate is less.
Hunter Biden admires his father because he can't catch up with him even after the fourth track.
The US Congress approved a budget of a billion dollars in aid to Ukraine after Biden argued it was "ah-ah-ah-ah."
Dmitry Peskov said that Vladimir Putin was ready to answer questions from Americans on the Direct Line about the "Putin fuel tax", inflation in the United States, and who he chose to succeed Joe Biden.
Charles I - revolution, civil war, captivity, beheading.
Charles II - plague, Great Fire of London, defeat in the war with Holland.
Charles III - Prime Minister Liz Truss, economic and energy crisis. An intriguing start...
Charles II - plague, Great Fire of London, defeat in the war with Holland.
Charles III - Prime Minister Liz Truss, economic and energy crisis. An intriguing start...
Biden called the new king of Great Britain, Charles III. They discussed the most effective methods of combating rheumatism, dementia and sclerosis.
- Girl, aren't you afraid to get into a car with a stranger?
- Do you have something to scare me?
- Do you have something to scare me?
Biden assured Zelensky of his full support for the blackout and promised to send tankers with liquefied electricity to Odessa.
- What were the last words of Elizabeth 2?
- Remove this bitch from the post of prime minister, otherwise she will drive me to the grave!
- Remove this bitch from the post of prime minister, otherwise she will drive me to the grave!
In countries rich in minerals, there simply cannot be a favorable situation with democracy and human rights. In any case, according to the civilized West.
- Son, your fiancee is 35 years old, she is old ...
- Mom, but she looks 25!
- Old and cunning...
- Mom, but she looks 25!
- Old and cunning...
Charles III immediately after the coronation asked:
- Is there anything I can order the British?
- No, Your Majesty.
- And the Canadians?
- No, Your Majesty.
- And the Australians?
- No, Your Majesty.
- And the Ukrainians?
- It's no problem at all.
- Is there anything I can order the British?
- No, Your Majesty.
- And the Canadians?
- No, Your Majesty.
- And the Australians?
- No, Your Majesty.
- And the Ukrainians?
- It's no problem at all.
Lived up!
In Russia, the average life expectancy for men is 68 years, and in the UK, some males at the age of 74 are just starting their career...
In Russia, the average life expectancy for men is 68 years, and in the UK, some males at the age of 74 are just starting their career...
- 2 hours after the handshake with Liz Truss, the queen became sick.
- "Novichek"?
- No, this bitch is experienced!
- "Novichek"?
- No, this bitch is experienced!
Charles III was proclaimed the monarch of Canada, Australia and New Zealand. A rare case in history when the citizens of the countries that are members of the UN declare with delight that they are in fact colonies.
Do you know what is the difference between Titanic and Germany? The Titanic was still lit when it sank...
Jacqueline Jean-Pierre calls Maria Zakharova, and there: Your call is very important to you. Stay on the line. Approximate waiting time 3-4 months. Do not hang up. In the meantime, listen to the information... About California, press 1. About Alaska, press 2. About Sponsors of World War II, press 3. About war in Yugoslavia press 4. About war in Iraq press 5. About war in Libya press 6. About war in Afghanistan press 7. Complete World History, press 8. If you think you are guilty, press "#"
What is over-cynicism? This is when you yell at the whole world that because of Russia the starving countries of Africa will not receive grain, to achieve its export and bring it to the "starving" countries of Europe.
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