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- Monya, what to do if you can't save money for old age?
- Well, put off old age for now!
- Well, put off old age for now!
The whole mess on Earth will end as soon as Alaska returns to its native harbor.
- I wonder why the President of Ukraine is called Zelensky?
- Because during the presidency he became a dollar billionaire!
- Because during the presidency he became a dollar billionaire!
- Why is Germany so reluctant to help Ukraine?
- Because he knows that all wars in Europe end in Berlin.
- Because he knows that all wars in Europe end in Berlin.
Mother raises daughter
- Decent girls do not run after boys! Where is it and at what time has it been seen that a mousetrap runs after a mouse ?!
- Decent girls do not run after boys! Where is it and at what time has it been seen that a mousetrap runs after a mouse ?!
A wife and her husband solve a crossword puzzle:
- What causes habit and personality degradation?
- Marriage.
- What are you, dear, there are 5 letters in general. Ah, a drugs.
- What causes habit and personality degradation?
- Marriage.
- What are you, dear, there are 5 letters in general. Ah, a drugs.
A procession approaches the cemetery. The last to go is a black truck, a boat on a trailer, a coffin in the boat.
Passerby:
- The deceased, it seems, was an avid fisherman? ...
One of the procession
- Why was? Let's bury my wife now, and go to the lake!
Passerby:
- The deceased, it seems, was an avid fisherman? ...
One of the procession
- Why was? Let's bury my wife now, and go to the lake!
If you can join NATO without taking Russia's opinion into account, then you can also join Russia without being interested in NATO's opinion.
Judging by foreign statements, hostilities are going something like this:
Russians shoot at air conditioners, they explode and injure soldiers (statements of many doctors of the country 404), during the explosion, the chips fly towards the Russians, who catch them and immediately them into rockets (statement of Ursula von der Lein), which again shoot at the next household appliance .
Russians shoot at air conditioners, they explode and injure soldiers (statements of many doctors of the country 404), during the explosion, the chips fly towards the Russians, who catch them and immediately them into rockets (statement of Ursula von der Lein), which again shoot at the next household appliance .
Everyone, using the example of Charles III, writes so persistently that even at the age of 73, without experience, you can find a job, and I will tell you this: his mother attached him.
The United States invited Putin and Kim Jong-un to stop nuclear testing and move on to dialogue, as Gaddafi and Saddam Hussein did.
"1942... 2022... 80 years after Stalingrad. History repeats itself - we are freezing again and the Russians are to blame again. But this time we are already smarter - we thought why go to Stalingrad, you can freeze at home"... (Lisa Eckhart, cabaret artist)
It took 73 whole years to prove to the whole world how bad the communist idea is.
And to prove to the whole world how bad the capitalist idea is, apparently it took only 30 years.
History of Eastern Europe, 20th century - present day.
And to prove to the whole world how bad the capitalist idea is, apparently it took only 30 years.
History of Eastern Europe, 20th century - present day.
Even the Jews did not think of such a thing as the Poles came up with! Demand reparations for the occupation from the Germans as well as from the Russians for their liberation and the creation of a new Poland both on German lands and on the lands of Belarusian, Lithuanian, Czech and Ukrainian! Even if aliens fly to them, then the Poles can also be required to replicate them for the invasion!
E. Zelenska (out loud to the Europeans): While you are counting money, we are counting corpses!
Vladimir Zelensky (to himself): While we are counting the bodies, I am counting the money.
Vladimir Zelensky (to himself): While we are counting the bodies, I am counting the money.
It is known that rats are the first to flee the ship ...
I did not understand, but where do they run in the middle of the ocean?
I did not understand, but where do they run in the middle of the ocean?
A White House press secretary said that Joe Biden eats with appetite, sleeps well and goes to the toilet by himself - that is, he is fully qualified to serve as president of the United States.
- How to distinguish Russians from Ukrainians in Europe, because they all speak Russian?
- Ukrainians are also constantly fighting among themselves because of the Russian language.
- Ukrainians are also constantly fighting among themselves because of the Russian language.
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