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He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Credit to my 15 yo son who made this one up. I'm fairly certain he browses Reddit but he wouldn't admit it to me.
Credit to my 15 yo son who made this one up. I'm fairly certain he browses Reddit but he wouldn't admit it to me.
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Genie:
- I will fulfill your every desire, but your enemy will have twice as much. What do you want?
Jew:
- Blood pressure 120 over 80.
- I will fulfill your every desire, but your enemy will have twice as much. What do you want?
Jew:
- Blood pressure 120 over 80.
If this continues, then soon the IQ of citizens will be taxed. And then you see, what smart ...
In ancient Greece, an idiot was a person who was not interested in politics. Our time is full of idiots who have made politics their craft.
What to do if eco-activists have an aggravation? Invite homosexuals to turn activists into passivists.
- You have so many photos of this person. Is this your best friend?
- This is my best enemy...
- This is my best enemy...
According to rumors, they will shoot a series about Russian heroes.
Authors are advised to be guided by classic folk tales and Soviet productions by Row, Ptushko, "Ruslan and Lyudmila", "Ilya Muromets". And not the fucking American comics about superheroes, which our "cinemas" are so frantically jerking off to.
Authors are advised to be guided by classic folk tales and Soviet productions by Row, Ptushko, "Ruslan and Lyudmila", "Ilya Muromets". And not the fucking American comics about superheroes, which our "cinemas" are so frantically jerking off to.
A nightmare of a skier who saves his strength.
It is located at the bottom, at the very bottom, at the very end of the track.
Much higher on the top of the neighboring slope is a beautiful skier.
And there is no working lift in her direction.
It is located at the bottom, at the very bottom, at the very end of the track.
Much higher on the top of the neighboring slope is a beautiful skier.
And there is no working lift in her direction.
"Microsoft wants to offer low-cost PCs that will be paid for by ads and subions"
Me at 3 am
- Can I turn off the PC and go to bed?
Inexpensive PCs from Microsoft:
- To turn off you must watch 60 minutes of advertising.
Me at 3 am
- Can I turn off the PC and go to bed?
Inexpensive PCs from Microsoft:
- To turn off you must watch 60 minutes of advertising.
Psychiatrists in tests for the definition of idiocy, schizophrenia and other mental illnesses have an item - "Time spent in the social. networks throughout the day.
In the clinic. Supervisor:
- Here's your bill for the upcoming treatment. Money up front.
A patient:
- And if the treatment does not help, then the money back?
Supervisor:
- Why do you need money in the other world?
- Here's your bill for the upcoming treatment. Money up front.
A patient:
- And if the treatment does not help, then the money back?
Supervisor:
- Why do you need money in the other world?
The agency is looking for a 30-year-old girl to shoot in a commercial, how to look 40 at 50.
Two employees:
- Where did our boss go with small steps?
- Maybe he guessed my thoughts...
- Where did our boss go with small steps?
- Maybe he guessed my thoughts...
- Will your wife stop a galloping horse?
- Yes, the horse, as soon as he sees her, he will sit on his ass if she is without makeup!
- Yes, the horse, as soon as he sees her, he will sit on his ass if she is without makeup!
His wife was angry with him, and persuaded him to leave the comfort zone as soon as possible. But he did not leave the toilet for a long time.
- How will i recognize you?
- I'll be naked to the waist.
- This is the beach, everyone is so...
- Metallica will be on the T-shirt.
- I'll be naked to the waist.
- This is the beach, everyone is so...
- Metallica will be on the T-shirt.
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