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- Where is Paris?
- Judging by the geographical location, this is Europe; and judging by the population, this is Africa.
- Judging by the geographical location, this is Europe; and judging by the population, this is Africa.
All the guys, looking at the girls, mentally undress them; and I mentally wash off their makeup.
As soon as you think that bed linen contains 27 types of microorganisms and up to 50 types of organic compounds of their vital activity, sleep takes off like a hand.
The astonishing is nearby: Malevich's "Black Square" acts on some people like a red rag on a bull...
- Honey, what do you say if I want to leave you?
- Nothing, dear, I will kill you silently.
- Nothing, dear, I will kill you silently.
Lucy was a bad friend, so at the wedding, instead of the bride's bouquet, she threw a pot of cactus ..
The patient enters the doctor's office, introduces himself:
- I'm Wellington!
The doctor rushes to the door, locks it with a key and - to the patient:
- Finally! Tell me honestly: what mistake did I make at the Battle of Waterloo?
- I'm Wellington!
The doctor rushes to the door, locks it with a key and - to the patient:
- Finally! Tell me honestly: what mistake did I make at the Battle of Waterloo?
- Is a monkey an image and likeness of a person or a dead end of copying?
- The limit of the possibilities of nature.
- A man?
- His excess.
- The limit of the possibilities of nature.
- A man?
- His excess.
San Francisco introduced an unconditional basic income for transgender people. It turns out now there you can change your sex for money ...
- Buy a lottery ticket from us! Buy! The main prize is a car!
- I don't need a car. I like to walk.
- And you can still buy, not everyone wins ...
- I don't need a car. I like to walk.
- And you can still buy, not everyone wins ...
When you can't fall asleep, it means that all the dream servers are busy and you just have to lie and wait for someone to wake up. And alcohol is a premium account - you go without a queue.
For extroverts, there is a separate cauldron in hell.
And for introverts - joint.
And for introverts - joint.
As they say, the family has its black sheep.
It's only bad when it's a freak - the head of the family.
It's only bad when it's a freak - the head of the family.
June 14 marks 158 years since the birth of Alois Alzheimer. Naturally, no one remembered ...
- Did you recover so quickly?
- Yes. Death brought healing.
- How so?
- A relative who paid for all my treatment died. The clinic where I am being treated found out about this and said that I was healthy.
- Yes. Death brought healing.
- How so?
- A relative who paid for all my treatment died. The clinic where I am being treated found out about this and said that I was healthy.
- Scientists have found that vegans live 15% longer.
- What are the others people?
- Than other cows.
- What are the others people?
- Than other cows.
A restaurant visitor asks a waiter:
- Listen, my dear, the chicken that you brought me has only skin and bones!
- What can I do, now the fashion is like this - everyone certainly wants to lose weight.
- Listen, my dear, the chicken that you brought me has only skin and bones!
- What can I do, now the fashion is like this - everyone certainly wants to lose weight.
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