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It is possible that we have witnessed the last victory of an all-white team in the football world championships. Because probably next year will be mandatory quota for blacks and LGBT in national teams.
- The son signed up for ballroom dancing.
- I'm sorry, is he... gay? My son goes to the fight.
- Yours is hugging stinky sweaty guys and mine is hugging pretty dressed up girls... and who's gay?
- I'm sorry, is he... gay? My son goes to the fight.
- Yours is hugging stinky sweaty guys and mine is hugging pretty dressed up girls... and who's gay?
Few people know that the joke about "it was worth fucking a sheep once" formed the basis of YouTube's algorithm for issuing recommendations.
The conventional wisdom is that it is better to have sex than war. But why then is watching films about war encouraged, but about sex - is limited?
I just went to Wikipedia, and woke up only after a couple of hours with several dozen open tabs
- Tell me, do you have a book "I learned to understand women"?
- Oh sure. Look in the fantasy section.
- Oh sure. Look in the fantasy section.
Little Izya asks his mother:
- Mommy, tell me, what is the miracle of Hanukkah?
- How can I tell you ... Imagine that you put your iPhone on charge for the night, and this charge was enough for him for the whole week.
- Mommy, tell me, what is the miracle of Hanukkah?
- How can I tell you ... Imagine that you put your iPhone on charge for the night, and this charge was enough for him for the whole week.
Yes, when will the very check that I think about when I clean the house finally come to me? Like: "They will come to me, but I have dust on the windowsill and things in the closet are not neatly folded." Am I doing this for myself, or what?
The son, sitting at the computer, asks his father:
- Dad, why do you need an antivirus?
- You see, son, imagine that thieves constantly get into your apartment and steal either sausage from the refrigerator, or a broom, or a wallet. And then someone appears and offers to save you from these problems for a certain amount, and often completely free of charge, but on the condition that he will have the key to your apartment in order to know that nothing is lost now.
- And nothing is lost?
- Yes, it seems nothing, but now this someone knows what, where and on which shelf you have.
- Dad, why do you need an antivirus?
- You see, son, imagine that thieves constantly get into your apartment and steal either sausage from the refrigerator, or a broom, or a wallet. And then someone appears and offers to save you from these problems for a certain amount, and often completely free of charge, but on the condition that he will have the key to your apartment in order to know that nothing is lost now.
- And nothing is lost?
- Yes, it seems nothing, but now this someone knows what, where and on which shelf you have.
"We must live in such a way that there is not enough time for social networks," the girl wrote on Twitter.
Here are the protesters who glue themselves in museums ... All you need to do is cut off the glued hand with a grinder. And that's it! There will be no more protests. And the Titians and Van Goghs will breathe a sigh of relief...
In the morning, my wife brought me a cup of coffee in bed and winked.
I have never been so afraid to drink coffee.
I have never been so afraid to drink coffee.
The gynecologist forbade sex. The traumatologist forbade him to open his mouth wide and generally strain his jaw. I'm not sure my husband will believe me.
The patient, before starting a dangerous operation, threatens the surgeon:
- I am a very rich man! Who has many relatives who will arbitrarily take revenge!
Surgeon:
- And all these relatives are your heirs?
- I am a very rich man! Who has many relatives who will arbitrarily take revenge!
Surgeon:
- And all these relatives are your heirs?
To the question "Can a person run at a speed of more than 100 km per hour?" Armenian radio replied:
- Maybe if he kicks a sleeping cheetah in the ass.
- Maybe if he kicks a sleeping cheetah in the ass.
- John, give me 50 bucks - and I will do absolutely anything!
- Here for you 50 bucks, give me 100 bucks, pls.
- Here for you 50 bucks, give me 100 bucks, pls.
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