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One muffin says to the other "It sure is hot in here". The other exclaims " AHHHH! A talking muffin!"
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- What kind of men are all preoccupied! They always need only one thing!
- What you catch, that's what they peck at.
- What you catch, that's what they peck at.
Almost got hit by a car today. Before my eyes flashed all the things that will not need to be completed.
- Girl, how old are you?
- It's embarrassing for me to talk about it, but to be honest, my age is already closer to 30 than to 25.
- You are shy in vain! 28 is a great age!
- I'm 43! This number is also closer to 30 than to 25.
- It's embarrassing for me to talk about it, but to be honest, my age is already closer to 30 than to 25.
- You are shy in vain! 28 is a great age!
- I'm 43! This number is also closer to 30 than to 25.
The son asks his parents: "Why are there so many genders in the world, and there are only two doctors for them - a gynecologist and a urologist?" Parents: "Son, the rest are treated by a psychiatrist!"
In any Finnish cookbook, the elk is called the largest terrestrial wild herbivore in Europe. Someone tell the Finns that there are bison in Russia...
The chief invited Rabinovich to his office and said:
- I don't know, Yakov Moiseevich, how we could manage without you all these years.
- Nice to hear.
- But from tomorrow, no matter how hard it is, we will try to do without you.
- I don't know, Yakov Moiseevich, how we could manage without you all these years.
- Nice to hear.
- But from tomorrow, no matter how hard it is, we will try to do without you.
Why are the little ones so cute, but sometimes such disgusting grows up. Take, for example, how we rejoiced at the new year 2022.
When I was a child, my father cheated and didn't like my family. Later my parents divorced. Soon after, my mother died in a car accident. My brother and I could only live in my grandmother's old house. My grandmother's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on grandmother's savings. Grandma recently died. My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail day after day. My brother left home and doesn't talk to us anymore. Dad, now 73, had to go to work to support his family, and eventually he'll want me to do the same.
Sincerely, Prince William
Sincerely, Prince William
- What are you doing?
- Working.
- What are you doing at work?
- I want to go home!
- Working.
- What are you doing at work?
- I want to go home!
- If there are any problems, you have my number, don't you?
- There is!
- Delete pls...
- There is!
- Delete pls...
Call to the teacher at one in the morning:
- Are you sleeping?
- I'm sleeping.
- And we learning
- Are you sleeping?
- I'm sleeping.
- And we learning
Female friendship: the wife does not come home to spend the night, in the morning she said that she had spent the night with a friend. The husband called 10 best friends - they all said that she did not spend the night.
Male friendship: The husband does not come home to spend the night, in the morning he said that he spent the night with a friend. A wife calls 10 of her husband's friends.
Five said that he spent the night with them, five more said that he was still sleeping with them ....
Male friendship: The husband does not come home to spend the night, in the morning he said that he spent the night with a friend. A wife calls 10 of her husband's friends.
Five said that he spent the night with them, five more said that he was still sleeping with them ....
She told him:
- You are so smart, well-read, erudite!
- No ... I'm normal. You are the fool.
- You are so smart, well-read, erudite!
- No ... I'm normal. You are the fool.
Only 3 kinds of people will tell you the truth:
1.Children
2. Drunk
3. People are angry.
1.Children
2. Drunk
3. People are angry.
Received an SMS from an unknown number: "Hi. Got it?"
- Yes, damn it, handwriting.
- Yes, damn it, handwriting.
Invincible female logic:
- I didn't pick up the phone, so with the women!
- Not online, so with the women!
- In the network, then, corresponds with the women ....
- I didn't pick up the phone, so with the women!
- Not online, so with the women!
- In the network, then, corresponds with the women ....
- Dear, where is my exercise bike?
- I threw it away. I'm tormented by this stupid illusion that you're leaving and you won't leave.
- I threw it away. I'm tormented by this stupid illusion that you're leaving and you won't leave.
- Honey, I'm on a diet, so I'll only eat lobsters, truffles and lobsters!
- Why are you petty! Eat money now!
- Why are you petty! Eat money now!
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